Mr_Bad_Example Member

Bro, have you even been to Budapest?

I squat in the squat rack - I also have done OHPs in a squat rack, and a few times have used it for bench presses when the other benches weren't available. Am I doing it wrong, oh great Exercise Etiquette Guru?

High profile as in 'How much bull-caca can we drop on the public AND convince them to buy our horrible products that don't work, have never worked, and will never work?' Yeah, these two are high profile all right. Good luck on your gurney.

I hear that Ponce de Leon found some excellent detox waters alongside the Fountain of Youth.

I found my replacement for ice cream...

OMG, this app iz gr8! I luv it! It workz 4 me!

This is the best support team I could find on short notice.

I've decided to eliminate anything that doesn't taste good... like things that are not fried, things that don't have sugar, and things that don't have fat.

Please re-read the reply which states "you can't spot reduce."

Alright, I know I dropped a gif and made fun of the OP, but I can totally relate. Sometimes I go to the grocery store and somehow end up having random sex with a hot woman. Really, I'm there to buy sausages, not use mine... sheesh, I hate that.

What study might that be, deary? Also, I don't believe that many showers are going to have a temperature setting that dips into the extreme cold that would probably be necessary for this to occur. But hey, at least now you can ditch that pesky hot water heater of yours.

Congratulations on the possibility that you might, one day, actually have sex, maybe. Or not.

Like this...

If I eat something bad, I send it back to the chef and ask that it be made correctly.

Just get married.

That... is awesome.

I tried doing one of her workouts once, but the DVD was too small.

No.

"You're like a brother to me." "No, really, don't worry about the size, it doesn't matter."

How did you know what I got you?

I believe it's something like this.

I do Food Plus. It's a very effective program in which you eat at either a caloric deficit or maintenance and exercise regularly.

My, you certainly know which buttons to push, don't you?

Oh, honey, you are the best I've had in the last 20 minutes. It's true.

When was low carb ever worth it?