williamshl10 Member

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Gotta love a man!

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8? 32 for the daddy :)

Okay, no looking at the profiles :) or.... Good Guess!

That V neck showing some of the goods :) lol

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Super Hot :)

I think people are that stupid. I felt stupid when I first started MFP and saw the weight coming off. I was just like "Seriously, that's all I've had to do?!" I think the portion control is ridiculous. A whole pizza is fine, but I think they should double slice it, because that is a more realistic portion. The mind is…

I would make like three tuna salad cracker sandwiches and take them into bed. Eat them as slowly as possible enjoying the taste, taking a deep breath and enjoy the fact your day is done. A lot of it, I feel, is a reward system especially for moms. When I get my kids finally asleep and the house is clean and to myself, all…

I love the PB and apple combo too, just the calories are SO high:noway: ! So think of it this way, you only need a little bit of PB to make your whole apple taste like PB. So when I dip my apple, I really take a small pea size amount for a whole apple. Or I dip it in, but do not scoop it up. I think it is just as good and…

"Roar" when they all suddenly

I think you need to reconsider the whole B.O.B. (Battery Operated Boyfriend) scenario. Just open your mind and take B.O.B. with you everywhere you go around the house. Sit him at the dinner table and fix him a plate. When your husband doesn't understand what is going on, simply tell him that you have upgraded to someone…

Sorry, I'm up in Northeast PA, by the NY border :(

Security Officer and mom. I sit by myself for the whole day looking at cameras, and being on MFP (ssshh). I have a 2yo and 4 yo, so it is chaos after I get home with them :) We have dance parties and they love having a full on war with the Tickle Monster. So I just consider my time at work my "self" time so when I am home,…

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No. Pornography, Chocolate or Jam?

You should see her work those turntables!

They are all suzy's to me. I tell my daughter she needs to clean her stinky suzy and she thinks it's funny! But she's also 2, so everythings funny :) Vajayjay is my Aunt Vaj's alternate ego when she feels like being a hip hop DJ.

It really depends. For the most part, that 14 pounds is mostly water retention and hormone changes trying to make your little bundle comfy and safe. Try you best to log your calorie intake and only add 300 calories a day to it, that is all the baby needs. Try to get your essential nutrients in, but if that is making you…

Vag- ugh! I hate that one! Vaginal is so much better and doesn't sound like an angry Aunt. And every mom will say "There is nothing normal about it :It sucked!" I hated how they kept telling me to stop grunting. Hey lady! iT's making me feel better :)

I have never eaten a cucumber or a pickle.

Yep :wink: You would think I was competing in one of those All You Can Eat contests! Wash that down with my 2 liter of mountain dew, take a shower to wash off that sweat from eating so much and off to dreamland. That is some sexy *kitten* right ther! :smokin:

If I had the calories left over, I still would! :smile: I think it is just how gluttonous we may have all been getting before getting that lightbulb to turn on with thoughts of "Is this how I want to live?" "Do I want to become one of those "TLC" overweight specials?" For my calories intake now, if I have one apple for the…

I've gotten close to 2 2-liters a day of Mountain Dew, so I can feel your pain. It gave me three days of hell to get off of the stuff, but I have been clean for almost four months. I just act like it's a drug and that kind of helped me through it. :) Keep up the good work!

Cereal is still my guilty pleasure :) I used to use a mixing bowl because those stupid cereal bowls aren't big enough! Now I use the right bowl, still 2 servings (1 serving is still unrealistic, to me ), with unsweetened almond milk. I know the pizza nights too. Loaded large pizza with a hot sub. You apparently can't have…

I love how you worded this. This was my objective of the post, to show how we don't let food rule our lives and how we can look back and find something we used to not be able to live without and see it in a whole new perspective. How we our training ourselves to become more accountable for what we eat, how we are still…

I got another one I thought of. A footlong cheesesteak sub with double meat and double american cheese and with nacho cheese drizzled on top with sauteed mushrooms and onions and Leroy's Sauce. One for lunch and one for dinner, yep :)

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Pickles- I won't even kiss my children if they eat one! Dogs always smell and some people don't mind it, but I hate it Musk- One small spritz from that b#tch at the department store and I feel like Jared Leto from Dallas Buyer's Club :) Axe- Do you really need to do the whole chest spray thing? You smell like a man…