HappilyDistracted Member

Completely Hairless

Tried to hitchhike

A gateway of ducks leading to Narnia

Stood out in the snow too long

She claimed she was taken

Cliff diving

Complained about ducks

Adam is her/his real name

My profile pic is really your bits... Before your "change"

She hears people whispering to her all the time.... No one else has seen these "people"

Didn't want to share the cabana boys

Nudist..

She misunderstood. There was no safe word... I'm keeping her in my safe... We're not breaking up!!

She expected too much

He didn't like vegetables

Was always repeating herself

SHirts with comics on them?

Hug

Best friends are named Jack, Sam, and Bud. This attributes to why he keeps stealing things...

Accept, but only after you answer three questions to "The Bridge of Death" ;-)

Is the equivalent of Cruella De Ville, except he hoards chickens, not puppies.

Have a beer and play games like darts and the one that scores you based on how hard you hit (can't remember the name)

Only eats vegetables that I have specially grown for her

All info has been sent! So excited to win!! Weeee!

She was always going commando

His loss ;-)

@Peter_Brady I'm not very good at sending things, maybe I can just give you my account number, home address, and phone number. Let me know if you want my social security # too! Yes, I think I could make a lot of women happy with these radishes...

That's awesome, though I am sad about not getting to move to the island...yet

Shotgun wedding

Tried to fly around the world, but never made it through the takeoff... Probably should have gotten that pilot license first :D