HappilyDistracted Member

Having a pulse is a good start 😏 I like to keep my standards high.

Heyyyy

Praying for my life while reenacting episodes of Bear Grylls with him.... Wasn't my idea...

Or fly a thousand miles to meet 😏 ... At least that was my experience. Met on Tinder, dated briefly, and that evolved into a very strong friendship. Btw - as a female doing online dating, I get inundated. 100s of likes, matches, etc in short periods of time. Which sounds awesome, but I can have no picture up and still have…

😍 *swoon*

I was hoping "cars" was code for something else and I would stumble upon a secret MFP club. When in Rome... I have a Subaru outback. It's like a mini tank on wheels. A real tank would be MUCH cooler.

Only a few more months to go 😉

Can't I just crush on everyone and be "open" and freely love? 😜

Well it wasn't like that when I left....

So this friend of yours... Still got money to burn?? Asking for a friend 😏

Angry women love to be told that they must be PMSing or on their period. In the same way we always mean exactly what they say, such as with "fine" and "whatever."

I can be swayed 😏

None of them were deserving or worth that level of commitment.

Selfish dishonesty

When they're *kittens*

I'm just tired. Didn't get enough sleep. :#

Ohio 🙄 way better when I could say California

Swamp excursion 😏

If I am keeping quiet during a conversation and appear amused - it's because I am taking whatever you're saying and making it much more entertaining in my head or sexualizing it. Either way, I am definitelly amused. P.S. The artwork is amazing!

Shirley temple

Papayas A video game that starts with D

Mmhmm... Cuz I'm not a player, I just crush a lot 😉

Macgyver with alien eyes

Going to now 😏

When they're prepared to fix anything with WD40 and duct tape.

Talking down to others.

Is that why my messages aren't going through? Ugh... For reals though - they changed the rules?