The Bad Advice Thread
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If you go to a movie, dare to be different. Laugh loud, cough a bunch, talk, heck if you’ve seen the movie tell what’s going to happen. People will appreciate your special ways.1
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If you go to a movie, dare to be different. Laugh loud, cough a bunch, talk, heck if you’ve seen the movie tell what’s going to happen. People will appreciate your special ways.
Every time swear word is uttered during a feature presentation, I sound off an air horn.
I had a field day during the last Quentin Tarantino movie.2 -
Quit. Being healthy is overrated. 😝2
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_Miss_chievous_ wrote: »If you see someone crying. Ask them if it's because of their haircut. They will feel better.
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Motorsheen wrote: »If you go to a movie, dare to be different. Laugh loud, cough a bunch, talk, heck if you’ve seen the movie tell what’s going to happen. People will appreciate your special ways.
Every time swear word is uttered during a feature presentation, I sound off an air horn.
I had a field day during the last Quentin Tarantino movie.
See! You already know what to do. YOLO!! Love it.1 -
It's getting cold out. If your windshield freezes over, throw boiling hot water on it to thaw the ice. Another tip: to increase traction in the snow, put some screws in your car tires.6
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Lie, cheat and steal...
You'll be in good company with people you can trust! 🤨2 -
The best way to impress a new person you’re dating is to get their name tattooed on you. Bonus if it’s on the neck.3
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If you ever feel lonely, watch a horror movie before going to bed. You won’t feel alone anymore.2
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Ladies. Shave off your real eyebrows and draw on new ones with a sharpie. Don't use a mirror. They'll look great!
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Make all your important decisions under the influence of substance abuse. You'll never regret it! EVER.0
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Go ahead.... accept my friend request.3
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Pursue those with no jobs when looking for a romantic partner. They'll have more time to spend with you.6
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Angry women love to be told that they must be PMSing or on their period. In the same way we always mean exactly what they say, such as with "fine" and "whatever."
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Always stay up late! Sleep when you’re dead! Caffeine is the solution!2
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Vote for oligarchs.1
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To save a few dollars a year, skip new smoke detector batteries. Chances are slim to none that you’ll need them anyway.2
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When you start chatting with a girl, immediately send her a unsolicited picture. She will think you're a amazing honest man.5
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If you're a single parent. Go out and get drunk every weekend, post as many pictures of it on social media as you can. People will think you're a great responsible parent and really believe you when you post a picture of you and your kids claiming that they're your world ❤9
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Always keep a tub of vaseline on your desk at work with a garbage full of tissues. People will be sweet to you because they'll think you're sick.3
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_Miss_chievous_ wrote: »Always keep a tub of vaseline on your desk at work with a garbage full of tissues. People will be sweet to you because they'll think you're sick.
I thought this was the bad advice thread? I should ditch the vaseline then, huh?0 -
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If a woman is yelling at you say "Why are you being irrational and hysterical? Why don't you just calm down!"4
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When ever your traveling a lone higway alone at night ....make sure you skip the last fuel for miles sign......they're probably lying and E means you got at least another 100 miles or so right?😎🤘
Extra points if your cell is dying and you have no charger 🙌
Extra extra points if you do run out...and there is an old abandon farmhouse near a cemetery....go there for help.....its always a good idea 😉2 -
When walking at night remember that all of the black and white kitties you see want hugs.10 -
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To save time never thank anyone for holding the door for you. Plus, you don’t want them to get a big head.1
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