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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,320 Member
    Ask a pregnant lady or anyone with more than two kids if they “know how that happens”. It’s super amusing.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    Never read to your children. You don’t want a bunch of brainiacs

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    Rub your eyes with your hands or fingertips after you cut peppers or onions for an extremely pleasant and rewarding experience.

    Or when you eat Ghost Pepper salt.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Ask a pregnant lady or anyone with more than two kids if they “know how that happens”. It’s super amusing.

    Better yet, ask them "So ya trying to make your own basketball team?" or "Hey you got enough for a soccer team!" they just LOVE that
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    Iv got some priceless advice for ya.

    Always act first, think later. Don't get bogged down with the finer details.

    Also, people love surprise dodgeball.
  • RAinWA
    RAinWA Posts: 1,980 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Ask a pregnant lady or anyone with more than two kids if they “know how that happens”. It’s super amusing.

    Better yet, ask them "So ya trying to make your own basketball team?" or "Hey you got enough for a soccer team!" they just LOVE that

    Reminds me of after my mom & dad's 7th child was born one of dad's co-workers asked him "Catholic or careless?" Dad told him "Passionate Protestant" (he wasn't but it was a good line).

    And always pet random dogs without asking the owner first. It's always appreciated.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    edited October 2019
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    To romantically wooo a women....ask her one of the following:
    “What kind of panties are you wearing?”
    Or
    “Natural, bare or trimmed”

    Preferably but the 1st or 2nd time you’ve chatted.

    We’ve heard these questions very rarely but we sure do love them!

    I'm sorry but I must have missed the answers o:)
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    Definitely should crush on as many coworkers as possible. Makes the day go by faster.

    This would make life terribly awkward...I'm in!
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,320 Member
    RAinWA wrote: »
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Ask a pregnant lady or anyone with more than two kids if they “know how that happens”. It’s super amusing.

    Better yet, ask them "So ya trying to make your own basketball team?" or "Hey you got enough for a soccer team!" they just LOVE that

    Reminds me of after my mom & dad's 7th child was born one of dad's co-workers asked him "Catholic or careless?" Dad told him "Passionate Protestant" (he wasn't but it was a good line).

    And always pet random dogs without asking the owner first. It's always appreciated.

    It’s fun to say “yes I know and I’m really good at it!!!” Shuts them up real fast!
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,320 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    To romantically wooo a women....ask her one of the following:
    “What kind of panties are you wearing?”
    Or
    “Natural, bare or trimmed”

    Preferably but the 1st or 2nd time you’ve chatted.

    We’ve heard these questions very rarely but we sure do love them!

    I'm sorry but I must have missed the answers o:)

    Oh you smooth talker you. Lol
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,320 Member
    Forget what you’ve heard about grease fires and water. It’s really the best way to take care of it.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Forget what you’ve heard about grease fires and water. It’s really the best way to take care of it.

    So you was cooking again hu :D
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Traffic Signals are Merely Suggestions.....

    Besides, it's not like God ever said "Red means Stop!".
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Hitchhiking is a great way to travel.....especially if you're alone😉👍


  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Tinydancer106 wrote: »
    Hitchhiking is a great way to travel.....especially if you're alone😉👍


    Going my way ? B)
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Put some lemon 🍋 juice on it, it’ll heal right up!
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,320 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Forget what you’ve heard about grease fires and water. It’s really the best way to take care of it.

    So you was cooking again hu :D
    Haha! Smarty pants!
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,320 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If a woman is in a bad mood always make sure to ask her if it's because she's on her periods. She will love that.
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    While eating a banana in the lunchroom at work, be sure to make eye contact with everyone in there. It will make everyone feel very comfortable.

    🤣🤣
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    After you have been in a relationship for a while, to make sure they don't get too lazy, call out someone else's name when making love.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,320 Member
    TheMrWobbly wrote: »
    After you have been in a relationship for a while, to make sure they don't get too lazy, call out someone else's name when making love.

    Solid advice.
  • DiscipleOfChrist29
    DiscipleOfChrist29 Posts: 84 Member
    Only eat white foods. If it's all white, it's alright. The whiter the better.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If you see someone crying. Ask them if it's because of their haircut. They will feel better.

    You made me laugh

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