The Bad Advice Thread
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When being chased by a killer, it’s best to split up3
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Always mess with Sicilians, and ALWAYS get involved in Asian land wars9
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Always demand respect. Otherwise you'll never get it.5
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It's probably just patellar tendonitis. I say register for that half marathon! (hard smack on the butt)7
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When you need to pass gas during an important business meeting it’s important to jump up and shout “wait everybody, listen to this!” And then fart loudly. Afterwards demand a round of applause before you sit back down.5
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Another great technique at work is if you need to go #2, fake a phone call and family emergency. It’s better than s’ing your p’s. Here an instructional video.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9LCMuKtpnPE
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When you suggest you go for a night out with the lads to a strip club and your wife says "Really, ok, fine", best to stay out until 3am and don't phone to ensure you don't interrupt her sleep.6
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Contrary to popular belief, running with scissors is perfectly safe.3
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In winter metal poles taste like candy, don't hesitate to lick them.5
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Just do it.1
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It’s perfectly normal to be in an online romantic relationship with someone you’ve never met and will likely never meet. Go ahead, be MFP exclusive.14
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Fry bacon naked for the bacon kisses8
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »It’s perfectly normal to be in an online romantic relationship with someone you’ve never met and will likely never meet. Go ahead, be MFP exclusive.
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »It’s perfectly normal to be in an online romantic relationship with someone you’ve never met and will likely never meet. Go ahead, be MFP exclusive.
Every PM is like a real date😍5 -
FeelinFooFoo wrote: »I say do it !!
Buy that bottle of wine and cut in your own fringe. YouTube videos give step by step instructions, and what's the worst that can happen ?? 🤷🏼♀️
I could have used this sage advice last month 😣🤣🤣2 -
FeelinFooFoo wrote: »I say do it !!
Buy that bottle of wine and cut in your own fringe. YouTube videos give step by step instructions, and what's the worst that can happen ?? 🤷🏼♀️
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PruneJuice2point0 wrote: »Fry bacon naked for the bacon kisses
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »It’s perfectly normal to be in an online romantic relationship with someone you’ve never met and will likely never meet. Go ahead, be MFP exclusive.
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »PruneJuice2point0 wrote: »Fry bacon naked for the bacon kisses
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Break up. Get even. The Revenge Body works every time.
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Need quick money? Start a restaurant real fast. Have you ever not seen a restaurant? Plus people love food and waiters work for free.6
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »It’s perfectly normal to be in an online romantic relationship with someone you’ve never met and will likely never meet. Go ahead, be MFP exclusive.
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Take the gun, leave the cannoli4
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Just take a deep breath and pull it off.2
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The best way to stop coughing is take a laxative6
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