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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    It's always a good idea to get out of your car at a red light and shake hands with the other drivers around you.
    I would lean towards doing that on a green light.

    I highly recommend knocking on the window of another’s car while shouting “Break yoself fool!” They’ll laugh and laugh!
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Dont! Take the chill pill.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Always pull that finger
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    You've got diarrhoea but think you have to fart, go a head it will be ok
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    If you think it’s a wig or toupee, give it a tug.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    edited October 2019
    Wear the Crocs.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    When being chased by a killer, it’s best to split up
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    If they get your order wrong (drive thru/sit down, whatevs) I recommend throwing the food and/or drink at them. It’s an effective way to prove a point.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If they get your order wrong (drive thru/sit down, whatevs) I recommend throwing the food and/or drink at them. It’s an effective way to prove a point.

    I recommend throwing food at them even when they get the order correct.

    Ya gotta keep them honest at all times.

    Omg. Literally lol’ing.
    1sphere wrote: »
    when getting an ice cream at a drive-through, ensure that you grab really hard on the cone as they hand it to you

    Noted.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    Another great technique at work is if you need to go #2, fake a phone call and family emergency. It’s better than s’ing your p’s. Here an instructional video.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9LCMuKtpnPE
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    edited October 2019
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Another great technique at work is if you need to go #2, fake a phone call and family emergency. It’s better than s’ing your p’s. Here an instructional video.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9LCMuKtpnPE

    Girl :)

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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Another great technique at work is if you need to go #2, fake a phone call and family emergency. It’s better than s’ing your p’s. Here an instructional video.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9LCMuKtpnPE

    Girl :)

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    Hey you!!
  • that_porsche_guy
    that_porsche_guy Posts: 5 Member
    Contrary to popular belief, running with scissors is perfectly safe.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    Just do it.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    PruneJuice2point0 wrote: »
    Fry bacon naked for the bacon kisses

    Omfg. Bacon kisses. Lol 🤣

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