The Bad Advice Thread
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I highly recommend knocking on the window of another’s car while shouting “Break yoself fool!” They’ll laugh and laugh!1 -
The police looove when you play a friendly game of catch me if you can...🤘😁
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Always ask a woman when she's due if she looks a little bloated .....we LOVE it.....🤗😆6
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Dont! Take the chill pill.4
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Always pull that finger2
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You've got diarrhoea but think you have to fart, go a head it will be ok4
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If you think it’s a wig or toupee, give it a tug.4
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Make sure you apply for as many credit cards as you can when you turn 18.....don't worry about paying them off....thats a problem for "later you" to worry about😏....and c'mon ....how bad can it really be?!🤷6
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Wear the Crocs.4
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When being chased by a killer, it’s best to split up3
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Always mess with Sicilians, and ALWAYS get involved in Asian land wars9
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Always demand respect. Otherwise you'll never get it.5
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It's probably just patellar tendonitis. I say register for that half marathon! (hard smack on the butt)7
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If they get your order wrong (drive thru/sit down, whatevs) I recommend throwing the food and/or drink at them. It’s an effective way to prove a point.4
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Motorsheen wrote: »
Omg. Literally lol’ing.when getting an ice cream at a drive-through, ensure that you grab really hard on the cone as they hand it to you
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When you need to pass gas during an important business meeting it’s important to jump up and shout “wait everybody, listen to this!” And then fart loudly. Afterwards demand a round of applause before you sit back down.5
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Another great technique at work is if you need to go #2, fake a phone call and family emergency. It’s better than s’ing your p’s. Here an instructional video.
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Another great technique at work is if you need to go #2, fake a phone call and family emergency. It’s better than s’ing your p’s. Here an instructional video.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9LCMuKtpnPE
Girl
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When you suggest you go for a night out with the lads to a strip club and your wife says "Really, ok, fine", best to stay out until 3am and don't phone to ensure you don't interrupt her sleep.6
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Contrary to popular belief, running with scissors is perfectly safe.3
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In winter metal poles taste like candy, don't hesitate to lick them.5
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Just do it.1
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It’s perfectly normal to be in an online romantic relationship with someone you’ve never met and will likely never meet. Go ahead, be MFP exclusive.14
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Fry bacon naked for the bacon kisses8
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PruneJuice2point0 wrote: »Fry bacon naked for the bacon kisses
Omfg. Bacon kisses. Lol 🤣2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »It’s perfectly normal to be in an online romantic relationship with someone you’ve never met and will likely never meet. Go ahead, be MFP exclusive.
I think this is what mfp premium is all about8
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