The Bad Advice Thread

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    If you accidentally go to second base with a stranger, just tell her, “I didn’t even feel anything.”
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If you accidentally go to second base with a stranger, just tell her, “I didn’t even feel anything.”

    I cannot begin to quantify the wisdom in this post.
  • PruneJuice2point0
    PruneJuice2point0 Posts: 305 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    When going for a job Interview. ALWAYS ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    You definitely need to know this before you ask the wrong person if you can poke em in the poop chute.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    Definitely join an MLM today! Selling cosmetics, candles, printed leggings and essential oils for disreputable companies is why there are so many insanely wealthy and successful people in the world.

  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    PruneJuice2point0 wrote: »
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    When going for a job Interview. ALWAYS ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    You definitely need to know this before you ask the wrong person if you can poke em in the poop chute.

    It's better not to ask.
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    Nag your boyfriend everyday he will stick around longer.
  • BachataDancer
    BachataDancer Posts: 77 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    When going for a job Interview. ALWAYS ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    😂🤣🤣🤣
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If you accidentally go to second base with a stranger, just tell her, “I didn’t even feel anything.”

    This happened to me yesterday
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If you accidentally go to second base with a stranger, just tell her, “I didn’t even feel anything.”

    This happened to me yesterday

    This is one of my biggest fears along with walking in on my parents. I would die of embarrassment :s
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If you accidentally go to second base with a stranger, just tell her, “I didn’t even feel anything.”

    This happened to me yesterday

    This is one of my biggest fears along with walking in on my parents. I would die of embarrassment :s

    Meh accidental boob touching 🤷‍♀️. The lady apologized. She said, “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to ... do that.”
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If you accidentally go to second base with a stranger, just tell her, “I didn’t even feel anything.”

    This happened to me yesterday

    This is one of my biggest fears along with walking in on my parents. I would die of embarrassment :s

    Meh accidental boob touching 🤷‍♀️. The lady apologized. She said, “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to ... do that.”

    Pretty sure I saw that movie
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    When going for a job Interview. ALWAYS ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    make sure that you *wink* as you ask the question....

    employers like that.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If you accidentally go to second base with a stranger, just tell her, “I didn’t even feel anything.”


    Feel free to stretch that double base hit into a triple !

    .... if there's a throwing error, who knows where it could take you.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    If someone does a good job or makes you proud give them an encouraging smack on the butt so they know you appreciate their efforts.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,443 Member
    Just walk in a crowd during a zombie apocalypse
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    Always make sexual innuendos with your boss. Sure fire way to secure a promotion!
  • Cricketmad88
    Cricketmad88 Posts: 415 Member
    All roads in the UK are 1 way so you only ever need to look left when crossing the road
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
    Don’t worry about paying taxes. The IRS is a conspiracy made up by big pharma.
  • PruneJuice2point0
    PruneJuice2point0 Posts: 305 Member
    If you get pulled over for speeding, just explain that you got there as fast as you could.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Don't bother setting an alarm when you have an important day. You can be 100% sure that your body will just know when to wake up.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Do not make the bed, do the laundry or wash the dishes...someone else will take care of it
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    edited October 2019
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Do not make the bed, do the laundry or wash the dishes...someone else will take care of it

    If the trash can is full, just toss stuff on top of it. You shouldn’t be touching it. It’s not your job to empty it.
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    edited October 2019
    Always leave the toilet seat up guys, we love it when we're sleepy in the morning and go pee.
  • vollkornbloedchen
    vollkornbloedchen Posts: 2,243 Member
    Follow your heart
  • vollkornbloedchen
    vollkornbloedchen Posts: 2,243 Member
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Do not make the bed, do the laundry or wash the dishes...someone else will take care of it

    Or in other words:
    Three minutes of messing up the household will spare you a lifetime of housework ...
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    If you buy an automatic car you can nod off whilst driving

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