The Bad Advice Thread

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  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    I say do it !!

    Buy that bottle of wine and cut in your own fringe. YouTube videos give step by step instructions, and what's the worst that can happen ?? 🤷🏼‍♀️

    I could have used this sage advice last month 😣🤣🤣
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,320 Member
    Tinydancer106 wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    It’s perfectly normal to be in an online romantic relationship with someone you’ve never met and will likely never meet. Go ahead, be MFP exclusive.

    Every PM is like a real date😍

    Y’all killing me!!🤣
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    I say do it !!

    Buy that bottle of wine and cut in your own fringe. YouTube videos give step by step instructions, and what's the worst that can happen ?? 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Dis me
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    PruneJuice2point0 wrote: »
    Fry bacon naked for the bacon kisses

    Dis also me
  • PruneJuice2point0
    PruneJuice2point0 Posts: 305 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    PruneJuice2point0 wrote: »
    Fry bacon naked for the bacon kisses

    Dis also me

    Somehow i had a feeling you'd understand
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    It’s perfectly normal to be in an online romantic relationship with someone you’ve never met and will likely never meet. Go ahead, be MFP exclusive.

    fsa5f2p44azy.jpg
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Take the gun, leave the cannoli
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,320 Member
    Feel free to switch seats with a rando on a plane. Then also steal the seat of someone else. And then act confused when the person comes for their actual seat and proclaim “well I originally HAD a window seat”. Then don’t move. At all. For anything. Ever. Never ever. At all.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    Take the gun, leave the cannoli

    Truly terrible advice
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Just take a deep breath and pull it off.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    If you accidentally go to second base with a stranger, just tell her, “I didn’t even feel anything.”
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If you accidentally go to second base with a stranger, just tell her, “I didn’t even feel anything.”

    I cannot begin to quantify the wisdom in this post.
  • PruneJuice2point0
    PruneJuice2point0 Posts: 305 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    When going for a job Interview. ALWAYS ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    You definitely need to know this before you ask the wrong person if you can poke em in the poop chute.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    Definitely join an MLM today! Selling cosmetics, candles, printed leggings and essential oils for disreputable companies is why there are so many insanely wealthy and successful people in the world.

  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    PruneJuice2point0 wrote: »
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    When going for a job Interview. ALWAYS ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    You definitely need to know this before you ask the wrong person if you can poke em in the poop chute.

    It's better not to ask.
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    Nag your boyfriend everyday he will stick around longer.
  • BachataDancer
    BachataDancer Posts: 77 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    When going for a job Interview. ALWAYS ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    😂🤣🤣🤣
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If you accidentally go to second base with a stranger, just tell her, “I didn’t even feel anything.”

    This happened to me yesterday
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If you accidentally go to second base with a stranger, just tell her, “I didn’t even feel anything.”

    This happened to me yesterday

    This is one of my biggest fears along with walking in on my parents. I would die of embarrassment :s
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If you accidentally go to second base with a stranger, just tell her, “I didn’t even feel anything.”

    This happened to me yesterday

    This is one of my biggest fears along with walking in on my parents. I would die of embarrassment :s

    Meh accidental boob touching 🤷‍♀️. The lady apologized. She said, “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to ... do that.”
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    If you accidentally go to second base with a stranger, just tell her, “I didn’t even feel anything.”

    This happened to me yesterday

    This is one of my biggest fears along with walking in on my parents. I would die of embarrassment :s

    Meh accidental boob touching 🤷‍♀️. The lady apologized. She said, “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to ... do that.”

    Pretty sure I saw that movie
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    When going for a job Interview. ALWAYS ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    make sure that you *wink* as you ask the question....

    employers like that.

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