The Bad Advice Thread
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If you get pulled over for speeding, just explain that you got there as fast as you could.2
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Don't bother setting an alarm when you have an important day. You can be 100% sure that your body will just know when to wake up.3
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Do not make the bed, do the laundry or wash the dishes...someone else will take care of it4
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isalsayourface123 wrote: »Do not make the bed, do the laundry or wash the dishes...someone else will take care of it
If the trash can is full, just toss stuff on top of it. You shouldn’t be touching it. It’s not your job to empty it.3 -
Always leave the toilet seat up guys, we love it when we're sleepy in the morning and go pee.3
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Follow your heart2
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isalsayourface123 wrote: »Do not make the bed, do the laundry or wash the dishes...someone else will take care of it
Or in other words:
Three minutes of messing up the household will spare you a lifetime of housework ...2 -
If you buy an automatic car you can nod off whilst driving1
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Always line up for a concert at least 12 hours early. If you’re lucky they may use a jackhammer right where you’re standing!!!! Yay!!
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To romantically wooo a women....ask her one of the following:
“What kind of panties are you wearing?”
Or
“Natural, bare or trimmed”
Preferably but the 1st or 2nd time you’ve chatted.
We’ve heard these questions very rarely but we sure do love them!3 -
I am sure someone turned off the electric fence, It is safe to grab hold of now.3
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Sure treat the red stoplight as a stop sign, it is late at night, you will never get caught.4
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Always ignore all the red flags, just look the other way6
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Watch as many hardcore adult movies as your possibly can. It teaches you all you need to know about romance and intimacy.7
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DiscipleOfChrist29 wrote: »Watch as many hardcore adult movies as your possibly can. It teaches you all you need to know about romance and intimacy.
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »If you accidentally go to second base with a stranger, just tell her, “I didn’t even feel anything.”
This happened to me yesterday
This is one of my biggest fears along with walking in on my parents. I would die of embarrassment
Meh accidental boob touching 🤷♀️. The lady apologized. She said, “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to ... do that.”
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »If you accidentally go to second base with a stranger, just tell her, “I didn’t even feel anything.”
This happened to me yesterday
This is one of my biggest fears along with walking in on my parents. I would die of embarrassment
Meh accidental boob touching 🤷♀️. The lady apologized. She said, “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to ... do that.”
I was embarrassed, 🤦♀️3 -
Dogs love it if you play with their food while they’re eating.4
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