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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,974 Member
    Baby bear cubs are so cute in the wild. Feel free to go up and pet one cause they are pretty harmless.

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    Trust me, going to a bachelor party with strippers won't bother your wife at all.

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    Hell, take a stripper home, your wife will enjoy the extra company 😁
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    Trust me, going to a bachelor party with strippers won't bother your wife at all.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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    Hell, take a stripper home, your wife will enjoy the extra company 😁

    😂 I agree
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    If you are worried about safety in your area dress up as a cop and start pulling people over for questioning. At the very least you'll get to know more about your neighbours so it's a win win!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if you're afraid she's about to move on with her new guy- don't wait any longer!

    text her a paragraph about that one night she made that AMAZING dinner that you don't know how to cook for yourself, and then ya'll sat up watching movies and snuggling. mention how much that night "really meant to you" as well.

    she'll remember that night and it'll make her so happy that you did too
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    It's getting fuzzy. I can't tell if this is really, really good advice or backhanded bad advice gone good. ;)
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    make sure to save money this year on daylight savings and just shake your smoke detectors really good like you would the toner in your printer....it'll fix those pesky draining batteries but good! ....sleep well! :#
  • renydo2
    renydo2 Posts: 2,153 Member
    no it's ok - this rope will hold you
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if you're afraid she's about to move on with her new guy- don't wait any longer!

    text her a paragraph about that one night she made that AMAZING dinner that you don't know how to cook for yourself, and then ya'll sat up watching movies and snuggling. mention how much that night "really meant to you" as well.

    she'll remember that night and it'll make her so happy that you did too

    This is so *kitten* up. ❤️
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Do it.
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  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    If you want to get married just "accidentally forget" to take birth control for a week or so and not say anything about it. He’ll appreciate it in the long wrong.
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    TheMrWobbly wrote: »
    If you feel things are getting serious with your new girlfriend take her home to meet the family. If your wife likes her you know she's a keeper.

    🤣🤣🤣I almost ruined my phone on that one 🙌well played sir😉
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Young men trying to impress their gfs dad's should let him know how satisfied you make his daughter more details the better ya know to prove your worth!😉...if he asks you to follow him to the shed.....go!! 😎He's so gonna high five ya🙌
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Need a little extra cash, bump into a slow moving car in the carpark and fall down. Insurance companies have of lots of money and don't mind throwing it around.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Do overshare...when someone asks who are you? Even if it's a complete stranger. Spend at least 10 minutes telling them about your aches and pains, family drama, and how no one likes you at work and you just dont get it. Then thank them for asking.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Spray yourself in the eyes with windex to quickly clean your contacts without the hassle of having to remove them
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If you're trying to impress a girl on a 1st date, put this on your car. Chicks dig it. bu3nxk8e3eua.jpg

    Also a sack in the back
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    TheMrWobbly wrote: »
    If you feel things are getting serious with your new girlfriend take her home to meet the family. If your wife likes her you know she's a keeper.

    Omg. Lol. 🤣
  • tuddy315
    tuddy315 Posts: 11,608 Member
    Yes you can pet him. He won't bite a stranger.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to cry after its over. she'll like seeing your sensitive side.

    If you take her to a sad movie, bring mace to squirt yourself with to cover any tears

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