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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    if mad at your SO, let them know in subtle ways like leaving them on read for a few hours before responding while posting quotes on your IG like “i’ll be stronger next time” or “she overcame everything meant to destroy her”

    Quit giving away my secrets
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,327 Member
    When at the zoo, ignore the fence warnings. Getting close up is much more important, especially at the lion and bear exhibits.

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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,588 Member
    edited November 2019
    Your boss doesn't want to know about your problems, they'd rather you just not show up than notify them you will not make it in
  • mthwbrwn
    mthwbrwn Posts: 104 Member
    Drunk drivers are more likely to survive major collisions than sober operators or passengers. Always loosen up a bit with a few drinks before getting behind the wheel.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    That leftover chocolate from Halloween, don't eat it.

    Instead, give all of it to your dog... all at once.

    They'll Love It !!!
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    It’s best to always arrive 5 to 10 minutes late, because it builds an enjoyable sense of tension and surprise and the people waiting for you will always be excited to see you instead of taking you for granted
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    A car's rearview mirrors are for losers and those who doubt their own powers of intuition.
  • mthwbrwn
    mthwbrwn Posts: 104 Member
    Since 1979, no cases of polio have originated in the United States, chickenpox is a childhood rite of passage, and everyone has had a 'cough' and gotten over it.
    Something.. something.. something.. 'mercury compound'.. something.. autism.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    Urinals?

    Balconies ??

    Who Needs Both ?!?
  • mthwbrwn
    mthwbrwn Posts: 104 Member
    That woman on the elevator with you was wondering if your buddy knows if you would 'hit that' or not. Go ahead and let your buddy know.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    edited November 2019
    If you are at the beach in an area known for jelly fish then pee on people on the beach as a preventative measure in case they get stung. People will appreciate your concern for them.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,663 Member
    When you have a nose bleed simply look up and stay in that position until it stops.
  • tuddy315
    tuddy315 Posts: 11,791 Member
    Take all the pictures you want while walking along the nude beach. Then share with all your facebook friends what a fantastic beach you found.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Forget what you’ve heard about covering your mouth for coughing and sneezing. It’s best to get the germs AWAY from you as quick as possible. You getter better quicker that way.

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  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Ask a pregnant lady or anyone with more than two kids if they “know how that happens”. It’s super amusing.

    The answer is always a resounding "YES, and apparently I like it"
  • mthwbrwn
    mthwbrwn Posts: 104 Member
    That selfie you just took with the Grand Canyon in the background is good, but could be better. Take some steps backward until you find the best natural lighting.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    mthwbrwn wrote: »
    That selfie you just took with the Grand Canyon in the background is good, but could be better. Take some steps backward until you find the best natural lighting.

    My favorite advice thus far.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    squeeze the charmin
  • sammidelvecchio
    sammidelvecchio Posts: 791 Member
    You should cut your own bangs.
  • sammidelvecchio
    sammidelvecchio Posts: 791 Member
    You should definitely still date him if he is married. Clearly he is a catch if he already found someone to marry him!
  • sammidelvecchio
    sammidelvecchio Posts: 791 Member
    It is bad for the environment to pick up your dog's poop with a plastic bag. Go green and use your hands.
  • sammidelvecchio
    sammidelvecchio Posts: 791 Member
    People appreciate it when you correct their grammar and spelling.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    sammidelvecchio wrote: »
    People appreciate it when you correct their grammar and spelling.

    I thought you had typed grammer. . .
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    sammidelvecchio wrote: »
    You should definitely still date him if he is married. Clearly he is a catch if he already found someone to marry him!

    :D I never thought of it like that! You are so right!

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