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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »if mad at your SO, let them know in subtle ways like leaving them on read for a few hours before responding while posting quotes on your IG like “i’ll be stronger next time” or “she overcame everything meant to destroy her”
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When at the zoo, ignore the fence warnings. Getting close up is much more important, especially at the lion and bear exhibits.
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Your boss doesn't want to know about your problems, they'd rather you just not show up than notify them you will not make it in3
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Your boss will appreciate your honesty, so when you can't come in don't make up some lame excuse, tell him the truth, you're hung over or you just don't feel like it.6
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Drunk drivers are more likely to survive major collisions than sober operators or passengers. Always loosen up a bit with a few drinks before getting behind the wheel.4
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That leftover chocolate from Halloween, don't eat it.
Instead, give all of it to your dog... all at once.
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It’s best to always arrive 5 to 10 minutes late, because it builds an enjoyable sense of tension and surprise and the people waiting for you will always be excited to see you instead of taking you for granted4
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A car's rearview mirrors are for losers and those who doubt their own powers of intuition.1
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Since 1979, no cases of polio have originated in the United States, chickenpox is a childhood rite of passage, and everyone has had a 'cough' and gotten over it.
Something.. something.. something.. 'mercury compound'.. something.. autism.0 -
Urinals?
Balconies ??
Who Needs Both ?!?2 -
tell her all about the new girl at work who brought you lunch the other day5
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »find out how to do what u love for a living and youll never work a day in your life
Do you still get paid for donations at the sperm bank? Asking for a friend.5 -
That woman on the elevator with you was wondering if your buddy knows if you would 'hit that' or not. Go ahead and let your buddy know.3
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If you are at the beach in an area known for jelly fish then pee on people on the beach as a preventative measure in case they get stung. People will appreciate your concern for them.4
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When you have a nose bleed simply look up and stay in that position until it stops.2
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Take all the pictures you want while walking along the nude beach. Then share with all your facebook friends what a fantastic beach you found.2
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if you're wondering what to get for your SO for xmas, just get on their laptop and go through their browser history. you'll be certain to find a few good ideas.6
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That selfie you just took with the Grand Canyon in the background is good, but could be better. Take some steps backward until you find the best natural lighting.4
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squeeze the charmin1
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You should cut your own bangs.2
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You should definitely still date him if he is married. Clearly he is a catch if he already found someone to marry him!3
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It is bad for the environment to pick up your dog's poop with a plastic bag. Go green and use your hands.3
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People appreciate it when you correct their grammar and spelling.1
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sammidelvecchio wrote: »People appreciate it when you correct their grammar and spelling.
I thought you had typed grammer. . .0 -
sammidelvecchio wrote: »You should definitely still date him if he is married. Clearly he is a catch if he already found someone to marry him!
I never thought of it like that! You are so right!
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run your hand along her leg, against the grain, and make a disgusted face. don't say anything. her ego needs that gentle reminder sometimes without you having to say a word.5
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if both of you are still on facebook or instagram or whatever, take a candid picture of her without makeup and then upload it. tag all of her friends. caption it something like "Donkey! get out of mah swamp!!" she'll think its hilarious.6
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