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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    Don’t tell people if they have something on their face of if their zipper is open or anything like that. Under any circumstances. That would be embarrassing for them.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Twerking is good exercise for the glutes.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    If your girlfriend says don't make a big fuss over my birthday, I don't want any gifts. Don't get her any, show her what a really good listener you are.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if you're out driving around with your girl, and ya'll get into an argument, don't get mad and shout at her.
    just stay calm. stay quiet. don't lose your cool.
    just drive to the closest McDonalds, hit the drive thru, then order her a Happy Meal.
    she'll calm right down.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if you're out driving around with your girl, and ya'll get into an argument, don't get mad and shout at her.
    just stay calm. stay quiet. don't lose your cool.
    just drive to the closest McDonalds, hit the drive thru, then order her a Happy Meal.
    she'll calm right down.

    This month they're bringing back a lotta the old prizes from the golden years of mcdonalds happy meals, so I think that would actually work well on anybody right now
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    tell her about the bad dream you had where she left you, and how you woke up crying from it, because you love her so much.

    she'll love hearing how sensitive you are.
  • mswatson0777
    mswatson0777 Posts: 290 Member
    liftorgohome wrote: »
    Twerking is good exercise for the glutes.

    Clearly someone hasn't done a twerkercise class!

    Also, always eat the last cookie in the package. The other person in the household totally won't mind, and will thank you for only leaving healthy options in the cupboard, especially if they've had a bad day.
  • mthwbrwn
    mthwbrwn Posts: 104 Member
    edited November 2019
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    bury the body beneath floorboards and just ignore the heartbeat

    the_tell_tale_beat.png
    source: xkcd
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    edited November 2019
    Put the empty containers back in the pantry. Throwing them away is stupid. The empty container will remind the one who does the shopping to get more. And if you close up the empty container, the family shopper will love hearing the kids pout because you ran out of pop tarts when he/she assumed the two pop tart boxes actually had pop tarts in them.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Stop searching for yourself with all of the navel gazing. Proclaim that you've finally found yourself and you are in fact, pretty silly. ;)
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    "woooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwww. okay fine believe whatever u want" is a perfectly reasonable response if she accuses you of flirting with her friends behind her back.
  • mthwbrwn
    mthwbrwn Posts: 104 Member
    Three things, besides the root, make up your teeth. Enamel, dentine, and plaque(tartar).
    If you allow a dentist to remove your plaque, you are in for a lifetime of dental visits.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Have that extra margarita on the rocks. Go ahead I dare you >:)
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Carry your yoga mat to doctor appointments and nap on the floor or do yoga movements in the waiting room.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Give yourself a birthday party several times a year and ask your forgetful friends to bring gifts.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    when she says "idk why don't you go ask whatshername" then you prob should.
    she obviously wouldn't have brought it up if she didn't want you to follow through.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    doesn't matter if she's your wife. block her on facebook next time she's being rude and obnoxious. then go no contact for at least 7-23.5 hours.
  • TarryTaffy
    TarryTaffy Posts: 883 Member
    You can totally park in tow zones in downtown Boston. It's Sunday! They don't tow on Sundays.
  • riffraff2112
    riffraff2112 Posts: 1,756 Member
    Lift with your back not your legs
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    That's definitely only going to be a fart after three days of food poisoning - let it out, what's the worst that could happen?
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