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  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,531 Member
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    When going for a job interview arrive 15 minutes late so they appreciate you are someone worth waiting for.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
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    Believe him when he says he’s only staying for the kids.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    make a couples facebook, everyone will know you are so in love you are almost one person
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    Let your wife pick your clothes out for you. Wear twinsy outfits, matching 'cowboy' shirts.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    You don’t HAVE to wash your hands after chopping up a jalapeño.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    give the bride to be baby items as a bridal shower gift
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    if you bump into a lady friend of yours that you haven't seen in a while, and she's put on some weight; just give her a knowing smile and ask "so when are you due??" in an excited tone

    it'll bring levity to the reunion of two old friends and she'll appreciate that you care about her wellbeing so much

    How are you doing this? You manage to come off likable and nice while knowing exactly how to be a *kitten*. Teach meeeeee
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    if your girlfriend/wife/both seems to be upset, make sure you ask her if she's "upset".

    she might say no, but that's because she's trying to prevent you from worrying about her. just drill down more with the following:

    "are you mad at me"
    "did i do something wrong"
    "i just don't like seeing you upset"

    if she still says "everythings fine" just go ahead and go back in the living room and play your ps4. make sure you tell her "you're sure?" first though.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,531 Member
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    Remember tomorrow is official 'Punch an annoying person on the nose day' so go our early to maximise your opportunities
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    When in doubt, express yourself through dance. Also, practise the art of mime and give that a whirl. You can graduate to full costume, in time.
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    Hell. Yes.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    open up her birth control pills and put all of them in a single pill tube instead of the pack they came in. she'll appreciate you making it easier for her to get one out when she needs it.
  • RAinWA
    RAinWA Posts: 1,980 Member
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    No need to scoop - the poop is biodegradable.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    Lift with your back, not with your legs.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    Girls love when you order for them.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    if he's on his phone and laughing/smiling ver often but you can't see his screen, and he has a good password you don't know, it's safe to assume he's just browsing memes on reddit or imgur

    but you should probably go ahead and enable wireless backups for itunes and then some backup sniffing software on the computer- that way you can see what's so funny too and share in the laughs. you'll have to force the backups daily to stay on top of things, but he'll definitely appreciate you keeping his data safe, and it will only bring you two closer in the end.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,031 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    if he's on his phone and laughing/smiling ver often but you can't see his screen, and he has a good password you don't know, it's safe to assume he's just browsing memes on reddit or imgur

    but you should probably go ahead and enable wireless backups for itunes and then some backup sniffing software on the computer- that way you can see what's so funny too and share in the laughs. you'll have to force the backups daily to stay on top of things, but he'll definitely appreciate you keeping his data safe, and it will only bring you two closer in the end.

    Holy *kitten*...this is good. Taking notes.

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