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    • Posts: 2,892 Member
      Low carb diets.
    • Posts: 1,634 Member
      See that banana peel there? Step on it..
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      I’ll watch your baby 😂😂😂
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      That ain’t nothin, watch this..
    • Posts: 463 Member
      Lift with your back. Quick twisting jerking motion when picking up heavy things
    • Posts: 1,634 Member
      Of course you should buy that box of 100 hats that have " Patriots Superbowl Champions 2020" embroided on them, they're a bargain.👌
    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      if you tell her “stop being so dramatic”, she’ll calm down immediately
    • Posts: 463 Member
      If you are unsure where you want to eat, ask your girlfriend. She will know.
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      A good relationship is based on brutal, unmerciful honesty. Always say exactly what you are thinking and you can’t go wrong.
    • Posts: 810 Member
      You should always pull someone’s finger when asked.
    • Posts: 37,259 Member
      Brahma bulls like it when you kick them in the sack from behind. Friends for life afterwards.
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      MelG7777 wrote: »
      This ones for the ladies...listen up. It’s essential that you plan the future for you and your potential mate. And discuss it on your first date. He’s gonna think you’re a real go-getter when he hears the details you’ve planned for your wedding, marriage, children, home, vacations, retirement etc. etc. etc. Get to work. And you’re welcome.

      Before or after you jump in bed? Because you know he's gonna want to get started on those plans right away.
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      Just the tip ALWAYS means JUST the tip.
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      isalsayourface123 wrote: »
      Plan family get togethers during football games. Your boyfriend or husband will appreciate family time over man time. Who needs to see a touch down when you can touch the hearts of the ones you love.

      You care so *kitten* much.
    • Posts: 12,588 Member
      MelG7777 wrote: »
      This ones for the ladies...listen up. It’s essential that you plan the future for you and your potential mate. And discuss it on your first date. He’s gonna think you’re a real go-getter when he hears the details you’ve planned for your wedding, marriage, children, home, vacations, retirement etc. etc. etc. Get to work. And you’re welcome.

      Him: How about we just start with, where would you like to go to dinner tonight?

      Her: Dunno
    • Posts: 2,153 Member
      SwannySez wrote: »
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      You care so *kitten* much.

      It's the thought that counts. I'm a thoughtful person. I think a lot.
    • Posts: 2,153 Member
      tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
      dont ever try to change, youre perfect how u are

      Thank you ;)
    • Posts: 463 Member
      tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
      dont ever try to change, youre perfect how u are

      Is this bad advice or.....
    • Posts: 11,787 Member
      When the guy at the end of the bar sits down next to you, buys you a drink, and says "I think we should get to know each other", ask to see his tax return. He will appreciate you're such a straight forward girl.
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      So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

      No problem son... Easy!

      What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

      And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
      And if she looks mad

      🎣😏🎣😏... 😂
    • Posts: 12,588 Member
      MelG7777 wrote: »
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      He’s doomed. Now he’s got SC. You’ve got WC. Nice.

      Don't forget about about UC 😘 lol
    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      don't be afraid to make jokes about the hair on her forearms
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      Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
      So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

      No problem son... Easy!

      What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

      And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
      And if she looks mad

      🎣😏🎣😏... 😂

      What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?
    • Posts: 2,153 Member
      iMago wrote: »
      don't be afraid to make jokes about the hair on her forearms

      What's wrong with the hair on my forearm
    • Posts: 2,139 Member
      Just burn it. If it doesn't go away after being on fire, it's probably meant to be there
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      happimess01 wrote: »
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      What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?

      In my personal experience... Yes 😏

      The only problem is I haven't quite figured out what to do after that 🤷🏽‍♂️😂
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      Always pick your nose in public.

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