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  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    @kam26001 ROFL
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Butter all of your vitamins with Kerrygold so they don't get hung up in your esophagus.
  • fFinfan66
    fFinfan66 Posts: 50 Member
    Gargle with baking soda and vinegar.Clears ,cleans,whitens and brightens.
  • mthwbrwn
    mthwbrwn Posts: 104 Member
    fFinfan66 wrote: »
    Gargle with baking soda and vinegar.Clears ,cleans,whitens and brightens.

    Change that to apple cider vinegar (with the mother, natch) and you'll find quite a few people on MFP wondering where the bad advice is. :p
  • mthwbrwn
    mthwbrwn Posts: 104 Member
    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    Butter all of your vitamins with Kerrygold so they don't get hung up in your esophagus.

    Works well with suppositories also.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    mthwbrwn wrote: »
    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    Butter all of your vitamins with Kerrygold so they don't get hung up in your esophagus.

    Works well with suppositories also.

    Know know this.. how? :D
  • bourbon_n_barbells
    bourbon_n_barbells Posts: 425 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    so on Thursday, when everyone is getting their plates ready and sitting down, the blessing is done, and the food looks awesome and everyone's happy- that's the moment you need to say "so i hope all of ya'll are voting for the good guy next year right?"

    Awesome advice! Thanks :smile:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2019
    mthwbrwn wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »

    Know know this.. how? :D

    Because I have life experience.
    I've tried suppositories. They tasted awful and, to be honest, for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my *kitten*.

    :laugh: Pmsl
    Poor kitten.. 🐈
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    edited November 2019
    Vitamins take way to long to travel to your gut normally, insert them as suppositories on all occasions. To save time you can put in the bottle and jump up and down every time you want to release one.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Carry a bottle of listerine to your dentist's office and tell him you will gargle if he will.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Just pee on it, then you’ll know
  • mthwbrwn
    mthwbrwn Posts: 104 Member
    If you're an American, carry around a pocket sized copy of the Constitution. There's not a whole lot of time at the academy for police to learn constitutional law, so the next time you get pulled over, the officer will be so thankful you've helped her/him with OTJ training, you'll get out of that ticket.

    Extra helpful if you are an American travelling abroad.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    mthwbrwn wrote: »
    If you're an American, carry around a pocket sized copy of the Constitution. There's not a whole lot of time at the academy for police to learn constitutional law, so the next time you get pulled over, the officer will be so thankful you've helped her/him with OTJ training, you'll get out of that ticket.

    Extra helpful if you are an American travelling abroad.

    You always have the best advice!
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Don't bother checking your christmas lights before you put them up.... .they will be fine! Just wait and get the whole house done....then plug em in and be prepared to be wowed😉🤘🎄
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    To dovetail on what Ali said about Christmas lights....don’t be so ocd thinking you need to water your real tree every day. They HAVE to tell us that. Cuz “someone once burned their house down blah blah”. Chances of that happening are extremely small. Plus, finding needles in your carpet for months to come is the gift that keeps on giving. Christmas in July anyone?!
  • mtaratoot
    mtaratoot Posts: 14,228 Member
    Just hold your breath when you're lifting heavy. It's sure to help you finish that set.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    If you are fed up of those e-mails write back insisting they unsubscribe you - your boss will totally understand.
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    Thanksgiving is a free day of eating. It does not count. The Pilgrims didn't log anything, so why should you?

    How could this be bad advice when so many people (me included) successfully follow it every year?
  • mmultanen
    mmultanen Posts: 1,029 Member
    drink less.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited December 2019
    Don't forget to lift with your back... with a jerking, twisting motion.
  • mmultanen
    mmultanen Posts: 1,029 Member
    lock your knees too.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    If you’ve never seen anything like it before, you should probably taste it
  • TarryTaffy
    TarryTaffy Posts: 883 Member
    You look great in thick, chunky bangs... cut 'em!

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