The Bad Advice Thread
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »So my kid has got his first little crush at school...
No problem son... Easy!
What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...
And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
And if she looks mad
🎣😏🎣😏... 😂
He’s doomed. Now he’s got SC. You’ve got WC. Nice.
Don't forget about about UC 😘 lol0 -
don't be afraid to make jokes about the hair on her forearms3
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »So my kid has got his first little crush at school...
No problem son... Easy!
What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...
And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
And if she looks mad
🎣😏🎣😏... 😂
What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?1 -
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Just burn it. If it doesn't go away after being on fire, it's probably meant to be there2
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happimess01 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »So my kid has got his first little crush at school...
No problem son... Easy!
What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...
And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
And if she looks mad
🎣😏🎣😏... 😂
What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?
In my personal experience... Yes 😏
The only problem is I haven't quite figured out what to do after that 🤷🏽♂️😂1 -
if she hits you with that "we never go anywhere!", the best response is to get up and get your keys and go to the front door and start jingling them. maybe say something like "do you wanna go for a ride? do you? yes you do come on come on be a good girl lets go for a ride"6
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Eat many protein bars in a day. At one sitting. Whatever. Your stomach won’t mind.2
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Always pick your nose in public.1
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If you really want her to like you, just send D contraband...1
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Most women are simply waiting for you to ask them to show off their naughty bits via PM.1
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TarryTaffy wrote: »"Perms are not 'so 80s' & over. They're in, trust me."
So are mullets
Lol. I stand corrected. Getting a super short, curly perm this weekend... after my hatchet cut.
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »So my kid has got his first little crush at school...
No problem son... Easy!
What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...
And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
And if she looks mad
🎣😏🎣😏... 😂
What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?
In my personal experience... Yes 😏
The only problem is I haven't quite figured out what to do after that 🤷🏽♂️😂
Step 3 is swooping in and rescuing her I think. Atleast that's what that dude in Twilight did.1 -
happimess01 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »So my kid has got his first little crush at school...
No problem son... Easy!
What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...
And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
And if she looks mad
🎣😏🎣😏... 😂
What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?
In my personal experience... Yes 😏
The only problem is I haven't quite figured out what to do after that 🤷🏽♂️😂
Step 3 is swooping in and rescuing her I think. Atleast that's what that dude in Twilight did.
No... Lol
Unless you are able to walk away immediately without looking back because you're Batman...0 -
It’s ok to scratch your knees and call in sick in whatever order you want.0
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You're an adult now, eat the whole damn cake1
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George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »You're an adult now, eat the whole damn cake
Yes sir0 -
if you are delivering pizzas or letters, always ask them if they are wearing anything under the bathrobe1
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Of course you best friend wont mind you hooking up with their X. In fact it would be an insult to even ask!2
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CONSTANTLY mention how you are, in fact, a "nice guy"7
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Send her penis pic after penis pic. She will appreciate your manliness and forwardness2
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If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.3 -
Rub salt on wounds so that they heal faster1
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If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
Hey... That's my best stuff 🤷🏽♂️1 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
Hey... That's my best stuff 🤷🏽♂️
Well, hey! Maybe it’s working then! I’m sure guys wouldn’t keep using it if they didn’t get positive responses sometimes. Go forth...1 -
If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
While also doing my advice above.
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If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
While also doing my advice above.
Yaaaas! That’s what made me think of it. Goes together well.0 -
If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
While also doing my advice above.
Yaaaas! That’s what made me think of it. Goes together well.
We would be great MFP match makers for users.
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do nothing but 1 rep max's and if it hurts do it again0
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If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....0
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