The Bad Advice Thread
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Low carb diets.2
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See that banana peel there? Step on it..1
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I’ll watch your baby 😂😂😂0
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That ain’t nothin, watch this..1
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Lift with your back. Quick twisting jerking motion when picking up heavy things0
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Of course you should buy that box of 100 hats that have " Patriots Superbowl Champions 2020" embroided on them, they're a bargain.👌0
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if you tell her “stop being so dramatic”, she’ll calm down immediately4
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If you are unsure where you want to eat, ask your girlfriend. She will know.1
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A good relationship is based on brutal, unmerciful honesty. Always say exactly what you are thinking and you can’t go wrong.3
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You should always pull someone’s finger when asked.3
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Brahma bulls like it when you kick them in the sack from behind. Friends for life afterwards.2
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This ones for the ladies...listen up. It’s essential that you plan the future for you and your potential mate. And discuss it on your first date. He’s gonna think you’re a real go-getter when he hears the details you’ve planned for your wedding, marriage, children, home, vacations, retirement etc. etc. etc. Get to work. And you’re welcome.
Before or after you jump in bed? Because you know he's gonna want to get started on those plans right away.2 -
Just the tip ALWAYS means JUST the tip.2
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Plan family get togethers during football games. Your boyfriend or husband will appreciate family time over man time. Who needs to see a touch down when you can touch the hearts of the ones you love.5
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isalsayourface123 wrote: »Plan family get togethers during football games. Your boyfriend or husband will appreciate family time over man time. Who needs to see a touch down when you can touch the hearts of the ones you love.
You care so *kitten* much.0 -
This ones for the ladies...listen up. It’s essential that you plan the future for you and your potential mate. And discuss it on your first date. He’s gonna think you’re a real go-getter when he hears the details you’ve planned for your wedding, marriage, children, home, vacations, retirement etc. etc. etc. Get to work. And you’re welcome.
Him: How about we just start with, where would you like to go to dinner tonight?
Her: Dunno1 -
isalsayourface123 wrote: »Plan family get togethers during football games. Your boyfriend or husband will appreciate family time over man time. Who needs to see a touch down when you can touch the hearts of the ones you love.
You care so *kitten* much.
It's the thought that counts. I'm a thoughtful person. I think a lot.0 -
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »dont ever try to change, youre perfect how u are
Is this bad advice or.....0 -
When the guy at the end of the bar sits down next to you, buys you a drink, and says "I think we should get to know each other", ask to see his tax return. He will appreciate you're such a straight forward girl.2
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So my kid has got his first little crush at school...
No problem son... Easy!
What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...
And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
And if she looks mad
🎣😏🎣😏... 😂2 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »So my kid has got his first little crush at school...
No problem son... Easy!
What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...
And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
And if she looks mad
🎣😏🎣😏... 😂
He’s doomed. Now he’s got SC. You’ve got WC. Nice.
Don't forget about about UC 😘 lol0 -
don't be afraid to make jokes about the hair on her forearms3
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »So my kid has got his first little crush at school...
No problem son... Easy!
What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...
And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
And if she looks mad
🎣😏🎣😏... 😂
What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?1 -
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Just burn it. If it doesn't go away after being on fire, it's probably meant to be there2
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happimess01 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »So my kid has got his first little crush at school...
No problem son... Easy!
What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...
And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
And if she looks mad
🎣😏🎣😏... 😂
What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?
In my personal experience... Yes 😏
The only problem is I haven't quite figured out what to do after that 🤷🏽♂️😂1 -
if she hits you with that "we never go anywhere!", the best response is to get up and get your keys and go to the front door and start jingling them. maybe say something like "do you wanna go for a ride? do you? yes you do come on come on be a good girl lets go for a ride"6
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Always pick your nose in public.1
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