The Bad Advice Thread

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if you’ve decided you’re just not that into her, don’t stress yourself by telling her outright; just start dropping a lot of hints instead.

    like next time she sends you a selfie maybe just tell her “you have a really nice smile.” or maybe mention how “it’s great how confident you are!”
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    When you SO ask, tell them it's not the jeans making their butt look big.
    They'll appreciate the honesty. Trust me!
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    For all the rubbish presents you got keep the wrapping and the gift tag. Re-wrap them and just cross out and change the 'from and 'to' so you can give it back to them next year.
  • amorfati601070
    amorfati601070 Posts: 2,890 Member
    Low carb diets.
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    See that banana peel there? Step on it..
  • ladyAyee
    ladyAyee Posts: 30 Member
    I’ll watch your baby 😂😂😂
  • ladyAyee
    ladyAyee Posts: 30 Member
    That ain’t nothin, watch this..
  • LiftNRiot
    LiftNRiot Posts: 463 Member
    Lift with your back. Quick twisting jerking motion when picking up heavy things
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    Of course you should buy that box of 100 hats that have " Patriots Superbowl Champions 2020" embroided on them, they're a bargain.👌
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    When the IRS calls you telling you you’re going to jail. LISTEN TO THEM. No matter what. Going to Target and buying iTunes Gifts cards for them is a small price to pay for your freedom. It’s awesome that they are willing to work with you on this “very serious matter”. If you don’t remember not paying your taxes, you’re wrong. They know more. Pay them already.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if you tell her “stop being so dramatic”, she’ll calm down immediately
  • LiftNRiot
    LiftNRiot Posts: 463 Member
    If you are unsure where you want to eat, ask your girlfriend. She will know.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    A good relationship is based on brutal, unmerciful honesty. Always say exactly what you are thinking and you can’t go wrong.
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    You should always pull someone’s finger when asked.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Brahma bulls like it when you kick them in the sack from behind. Friends for life afterwards.
  • tuddy315
    tuddy315 Posts: 11,636 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    This ones for the ladies...listen up. It’s essential that you plan the future for you and your potential mate. And discuss it on your first date. He’s gonna think you’re a real go-getter when he hears the details you’ve planned for your wedding, marriage, children, home, vacations, retirement etc. etc. etc. Get to work. And you’re welcome.

    Before or after you jump in bed? Because you know he's gonna want to get started on those plans right away.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Just the tip ALWAYS means JUST the tip.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Plan family get togethers during football games. Your boyfriend or husband will appreciate family time over man time. Who needs to see a touch down when you can touch the hearts of the ones you love.

    You care so *kitten* much.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    This ones for the ladies...listen up. It’s essential that you plan the future for you and your potential mate. And discuss it on your first date. He’s gonna think you’re a real go-getter when he hears the details you’ve planned for your wedding, marriage, children, home, vacations, retirement etc. etc. etc. Get to work. And you’re welcome.

    Him: How about we just start with, where would you like to go to dinner tonight?

    Her: Dunno
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Plan family get togethers during football games. Your boyfriend or husband will appreciate family time over man time. Who needs to see a touch down when you can touch the hearts of the ones you love.

    You care so *kitten* much.

    It's the thought that counts. I'm a thoughtful person. I think a lot.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    dont ever try to change, youre perfect how u are

    Thank you ;)
  • LiftNRiot
    LiftNRiot Posts: 463 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    dont ever try to change, youre perfect how u are

    Is this bad advice or.....
  • tuddy315
    tuddy315 Posts: 11,636 Member
    When the guy at the end of the bar sits down next to you, buys you a drink, and says "I think we should get to know each other", ask to see his tax return. He will appreciate you're such a straight forward girl.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    This ones for the ladies...listen up. It’s essential that you plan the future for you and your potential mate. And discuss it on your first date. He’s gonna think you’re a real go-getter when he hears the details you’ve planned for your wedding, marriage, children, home, vacations, retirement etc. etc. etc. Get to work. And you’re welcome.

    Him: How about we just start with, where would you like to go to dinner tonight?

    Her: Dunno

    🤣🤣#truth
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    tuddy315 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    This ones for the ladies...listen up. It’s essential that you plan the future for you and your potential mate. And discuss it on your first date. He’s gonna think you’re a real go-getter when he hears the details you’ve planned for your wedding, marriage, children, home, vacations, retirement etc. etc. etc. Get to work. And you’re welcome.

    Before or after you jump in bed? Because you know he's gonna want to get started on those plans right away.

    Before and during. And after.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂

    He’s doomed. Now he’s got SC. You’ve got WC. Nice.

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