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  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    You can figure out if a fence is boring or if it's electric by peeing on it

    Blammo makes a game to practice that.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    if she says "its fine, do whatever you want", then you really should
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,538 Member
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    She smiled at you and called you "honey". You should definitely break up your family for that. She wants you for sure.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,538 Member
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    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    Girls love when you order for them.

    "The lady will have...."
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    if mad at your SO, let them know in subtle ways like leaving them on read for a few hours before responding while posting quotes on your IG like “i’ll be stronger next time” or “she overcame everything meant to destroy her”

    Quit giving away my secrets
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,538 Member
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    When at the zoo, ignore the fence warnings. Getting close up is much more important, especially at the lion and bear exhibits.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,042 Member
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    To save time in the mornings....when you open a fresh box of cereal, pour the milk directly into the box. You’ll save time each and every morning until the box is gone. You’re welcome.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,042 Member
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    Speaking of saving time...ignore the tag on your hairdryer. It’s perfectly fine to dry your hair while in the bathtub. Companies have to put those silly warnings on things for imbeciles who drop things easily.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    edited November 2019
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    Your boss doesn't want to know about your problems, they'd rather you just not show up than notify them you will not make it in
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,042 Member
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    It’s a good idea to heckle the other team at your kids sporting events. Kids today are wimps and hearing the parents of the opposing team boo them will help toughen them up. Heck, Boo your own kids team if they seem to need it.
  • mthwbrwn
    mthwbrwn Posts: 104 Member
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    Drunk drivers are more likely to survive major collisions than sober operators or passengers. Always loosen up a bit with a few drinks before getting behind the wheel.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    That leftover chocolate from Halloween, don't eat it.

    Instead, give all of it to your dog... all at once.

    They'll Love It !!!
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    It’s best to always arrive 5 to 10 minutes late, because it builds an enjoyable sense of tension and surprise and the people waiting for you will always be excited to see you instead of taking you for granted
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    A car's rearview mirrors are for losers and those who doubt their own powers of intuition.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,042 Member
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    If “everybody’s doing it” it’s definitely a good idea to also do.
  • mthwbrwn
    mthwbrwn Posts: 104 Member
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    Since 1979, no cases of polio have originated in the United States, chickenpox is a childhood rite of passage, and everyone has had a 'cough' and gotten over it.
    Something.. something.. something.. 'mercury compound'.. something.. autism.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,042 Member
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    mthwbrwn wrote: »
    Since 1979, no cases of polio have originated in the United States, chickenpox is a childhood rite of passage, and everyone has had a 'cough' and gotten over it.
    Something.. something.. something.. 'mercury compound'.. something.. autism.

    Oh oh....ish just got real up in here folks. 🤣
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Urinals?

    Balconies ??

    Who Needs Both ?!?

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