The Bad Advice Thread
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"Only eat plant based protein because any other protein is fat-based, and your liver doesn't like fat."0
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If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
While also doing my advice above.
Yaaaas! That’s what made me think of it. Goes together well.
We would be great MFP match makers for users.
I’d be down for that.0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....
Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....
Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?
Maybe..... 😏
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This won't hurt a bit, mentally or physically. Just go for it.....0
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If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
While also doing my advice above.
Yaaaas! That’s what made me think of it. Goes together well.
We would be great MFP match makers for users.
I’d be down for that.
There's an old matchmaker thread somewhere that is actually quite funny0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....
Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?
Maybe..... 😏
Make sure to have the biggest object in the picture with your penis. Women love it.
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George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....
Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?
Maybe..... 😏
Make sure to have the biggest object in the picture with your penis. Women love it.
you mean like a thumb?3 -
As long as your thumb is bigger. Women will find that cute.0
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PS....are we getting banned for any of this? If so, it was all his👆idea.2
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I love this post.....brings a bit of good information to an otherwise dreary day1
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Clearly I said “him”. I don’t want to be an outright snitch and name names here (**cough**@AriesFL**cough*)George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »
Never....it was theoretical. Not about any person I’d ever associate with.0 -
Dont look both ways before crossing a street. You are wasting valuable time to get get to the other side. Trust your instincts and just go for it.3
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Yes mr James Camron, you should get Celine Dion to sing the theme song for Titanic. Everyone would love it over and over and over and over and over and over and o er and over again!!!1
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Yellow snow is a free lemon slushy2
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Road signs/signals are just a suggestion and not a rule.2
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if he's not responding to your texts, just go ahead and assume the absolute worst sis3
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It’s true- she’s not hungry.2
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If she says she's fine... 🤷🏽♂️1
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If your in an argument with someone, tell them to "JUST RELAX"
...they'll appreciate you looking out for their state of mind3 -
Don’t snoop through your tween’s phone, and certainly don’t apply any parental controls. They deserve privacy; you probably can’t handle what you’d find there anyway so better to stay ignorant. Also parental controls may make them seem less cool than the other kids and that is definitely more important to their future than safety.1
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ALWAYS tell her what a perfect angel she is and how she can do no wrong3
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If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂5
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drink 8 beers a night so you can have a good night sleep3
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More beer in the morning cures the hangover. They won't notice at work, you handle it like a pro.4
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After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home0
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If you talking about getting a divorce, try having a kid first to make things better3
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