The Bad Advice Thread

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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂

    He’s doomed. Now he’s got SC. You’ve got WC. Nice.

    Don't forget about about UC 😘 lol
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    don't be afraid to make jokes about the hair on her forearms
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂

    What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to make jokes about the hair on her forearms

    What's wrong with the hair on my forearm
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Just burn it. If it doesn't go away after being on fire, it's probably meant to be there
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂

    What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?

    In my personal experience... Yes 😏

    The only problem is I haven't quite figured out what to do after that 🤷🏽‍♂️😂
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    Eat many protein bars in a day. At one sitting. Whatever. Your stomach won’t mind.
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    Always pick your nose in public.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If you really want her to like you, just send D contraband...
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Most women are simply waiting for you to ask them to show off their naughty bits via PM.
  • TarryTaffy
    TarryTaffy Posts: 883 Member
    edited January 2020
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    TarryTaffy wrote: »
    "Perms are not 'so 80s' & over. They're in, trust me."

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    So are mullets

    Lol. I stand corrected. Getting a super short, curly perm this weekend... after my hatchet cut.

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂

    What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?

    In my personal experience... Yes 😏

    The only problem is I haven't quite figured out what to do after that 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

    Step 3 is swooping in and rescuing her I think. Atleast that's what that dude in Twilight did.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂

    What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?

    In my personal experience... Yes 😏

    The only problem is I haven't quite figured out what to do after that 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

    Step 3 is swooping in and rescuing her I think. Atleast that's what that dude in Twilight did.

    No... Lol

    Unless you are able to walk away immediately without looking back because you're Batman...
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    It’s ok to scratch your knees and call in sick in whatever order you want.
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    You're an adult now, eat the whole damn cake
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    You're an adult now, eat the whole damn cake

    Yes sir
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    if you are delivering pizzas or letters, always ask them if they are wearing anything under the bathrobe
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Of course you best friend wont mind you hooking up with their X. In fact it would be an insult to even ask!
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    Send her penis pic after penis pic. She will appreciate your manliness and forwardness
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
  • LiftNRiot
    LiftNRiot Posts: 463 Member
    Rub salt on wounds so that they heal faster
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    Hey... That's my best stuff 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    Hey... That's my best stuff 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Well, hey! Maybe it’s working then! I’m sure guys wouldn’t keep using it if they didn’t get positive responses sometimes. Go forth...
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    While also doing my advice above.

  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    While also doing my advice above.

    Yaaaas! That’s what made me think of it. Goes together well.
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    While also doing my advice above.

    Yaaaas! That’s what made me think of it. Goes together well.

    We would be great MFP match makers for users.

  • imfornd70
    imfornd70 Posts: 552 Member
    do nothing but 1 rep max's and if it hurts do it again
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    edited January 2020
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....