The Bad Advice Thread

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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Eat big to get big
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,004 Member
    michaelroode1980 wrote: »
    Cut your toe nails at work on your desk. Its a great time saver

    Omg. That literally made me lol. 🤣
  • minimiss669
    minimiss669 Posts: 86 Member
    The longer you wait, the more she will regard you as a strong male figure.
  • Xiao_Ya_
    Xiao_Ya_ Posts: 495 Member
    Cut the lawn with scissors so you can get every blade even!
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    If you need a massage just make a voodoo doll of yourself and give it a back rub
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    she’ll text first just keep waiting a bit longer
    minimiss669 wrote: »
    The longer you wait, the more she will regard you as a strong male figure.

    I knew it 😏
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    😂😂😂
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Just cut some jalapenos...go ahead and take those contacts out/put them in
    (done it)
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If you accidentally send a porn link to someone, just send it to 10 other people and say it's a virus.

    These are more like life hacks and not bad advice.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,535 Member
    Submit your beard selfie to a forum, tell everyone they are stupid and watch the world fall apart.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    J_NY_Z wrote: »
    Submit your beard selfie to a forum, tell everyone they are stupid and watch the world fall apart.

    Pardon me, I have to go do some beard stuff. . .
  • KevinWH87
    KevinWH87 Posts: 74 Member
    Subway helps you lose weight. So eat a ton of Subway sandwiches to lose a ton of weight.
  • michaelroode
    michaelroode Posts: 173 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    Can I use that one on my WhatsApp status please @dallsop417

    Always heat fish in the microwave at your work
  • nitalieben
    nitalieben Posts: 680 Member
    michaelroode1980 wrote: »
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    Can I use that one on my WhatsApp status please @dallsop417

    Always heat fish in the microwave at your work

    shhhhh! my director took that seriously. yuck!
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    michaelroode1980 wrote: »
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    Can I use that one on my WhatsApp status please @dallsop417

    Always heat fish in the microwave at your work

    Sure 😂

    It’s not sexual harassment if there’s mistletoe
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    There is no such thing as bad advice!

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