The Bad Advice Thread
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michaelroode1980 wrote: »After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home
Not before shotgunning three beers beforehand to celebrate a job well done
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dallsop417 wrote: »If you talking about getting a divorce, try having a kid first to make things better
And if you already have kids. Put them in the middle of it. And ask them for advice about the divorce.0 -
if you're starting to have relationship problems with your girl, just text your work wife and ask her for advice (its okay to vent!)5
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When you take pictures with your boyfriend, always make sure he's on the side in case you need to remove him later.10
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Always keep business cards of people you hate in case you back in to a car in a parking lot and want to leave your info.9
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Start every phone call with "My battery is almost dead" that way you can hang up on them anytime.5
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_Miss_chievous_ wrote: »Always keep business cards of people you hate in case you back in to a car in a parking lot and want to leave your info.
Omg...I’m not saying I would, but this is kinda awesome. 🤣3 -
_Miss_chievous_ wrote: »Start every phone call with "My battery is almost dead" that way you can hang up on them anytime.
You’re seriously giving great advice here. (Furiously scribbling notes.....)2 -
If you accidentally send a porn link to someone, just send it to 10 other people and say it's a virus.6
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Buy1Get1Free wrote: »TheMrWobbly wrote: »If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂
I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.
Im going to keep this in the bad advice column. Look, if you get it one argument, call a lawyer. Its over.2 -
its okay to sob gently afterwards5
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If you are unhappy with the circumstances of your life, wait it out and hope for the best. Things always improve without effort.4
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Make sure you let her know that she’s really pretty for a big girl and that looks don’t really matter to you anyway.4
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Your gray leggings are cute, you should wear them to hot yoga.1
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Men like funny women. Dutch oven him on your first sleepover.4
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sammidelvecchio wrote: »Men like funny women. Dutch oven him on your first sleepover.
This is how you weed out the unworthy3 -
wait until she's finally moving on and juuuuust starting a new relationship. then text her "wow i see how it is and here i was thinking you'd have my baby one day" then block her number4
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Always go for that PR bench without a spotter. You dont want someone to see you fail. Better safe than sorry.2
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_Miss_chievous_ wrote: »Start every phone call with "My battery is almost dead" that way you can hang up on them anytime.
You’re seriously giving great advice here. (Furiously scribbling notes.....)
Was thinking the same when I read them.
You don’t need to look both ways when crossing the road. It’s the drivers responsibility to be safe on the raid so they will always stop for you.1 -
Buy1Get1Free wrote: »TheMrWobbly wrote: »If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂
I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.
What is love?1 -
TheMrWobbly wrote: »Buy1Get1Free wrote: »TheMrWobbly wrote: »If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂
I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.
What is love?
“Baby don’t hurt me”3 -
Cut your toe nails at work on your desk. Its a great time saver2
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Also, picking your nose at work is a show of dominance. Promotion guaranteed.3
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TheMrWobbly wrote: »Buy1Get1Free wrote: »TheMrWobbly wrote: »If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂
I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.
What is love?
“Baby don’t hurt me”
Thank you @AriesFL I knew you wouldn't let me down 🙂2 -
Set your work clocks back a couple of hours so you can leave early. Your boss would like you showing the initiative.3
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If the person in HR is the opposite sex hit on that person a lot1
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michaelroode1980 wrote: »If the person in HR is the opposite sex hit on that person a lot
Solid advice. Actually, as long as the work title says HR you should probably hit on them regardless of gender. That's how you secure pay raises and perks.4 -
If you see a bear but there’s no time to run away, you should hug it because bears can’t scratch their stomach.5
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If you were really just bugging her, don't worry I'm pretty sure she would just tell you1
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