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The Bad Advice Thread
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Hold my beer and watch this.11
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If you are in a bad relationship have kids. They fix everything and are are super easy to raise.40
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Yes, you can totally make that jump.9
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Saltwater crocs don't even have guns, how hard could they be to wrestle?5
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If you have 3 eggs and 4 of your friends each want an egg. Cut one in half, then you only have 3 friends.16
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"Just dig the toast out with a knife"19
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Ivory gets rid of STDs.6
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beerdedbastard wrote: »Ivory gets rid of STDs.
Are you kidding? wait, PM me please. . .6 -
beerdedbastard wrote: »Ivory gets rid of STDs.
Are you kidding? wait, PM me please. . .
I am kidding. It's actually Lava soap.6 -
beerdedbastard wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »Ivory gets rid of STDs.
Are you kidding? wait, PM me please. . .
I am kidding. It's actually Lava soap.
Coupons?2 -
beerdedbastard wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »Ivory gets rid of STDs.
Are you kidding? wait, PM me please. . .
I am kidding. It's actually Lava soap.
Coupons?
He’s wrong. It’s lifebuoy3 -
Its ok to post all your stuff on social media. Its not like anybody on mfp is gonna find out where you work or something.21
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beerdedbastard wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »Ivory gets rid of STDs.
Are you kidding? wait, PM me please. . .
I am kidding. It's actually Lava soap.
I thought it was the power of prayer6 -
Wrapping yourself in aluminium foil is an easy and cost effective way to stay warm in winter.7
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duct tape works just fine as a belt7
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pizzamyheart wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »Ivory gets rid of STDs.
Are you kidding? wait, PM me please. . .
I am kidding. It's actually Lava soap.
I thought it was the power of prayer
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »Ivory gets rid of STDs.
Are you kidding? wait, PM me please. . .
I am kidding. It's actually Lava soap.
Coupons?
He’s wrong. It’s lifebuoy
You guys all suck. I was using CLR. Fine, I'll buy all and Zest. Do they make Luxe soap flakes any longer?3 -
beerdedbastard wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »Ivory gets rid of STDs.
Are you kidding? wait, PM me please. . .
I am kidding. It's actually Lava soap.
I thought it was the power of prayer
yea. either that or @J_NY_Z can dress up like jesus and bless it away. Pretty sure. Its the best bad advice I can think of.1 -
Try zoteyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »Ivory gets rid of STDs.
Are you kidding? wait, PM me please. . .
I am kidding. It's actually Lava soap.
Coupons?
He’s wrong. It’s lifebuoy
You guys all suck. I was using CLR. Fine, I'll buy all and Zest. Do they make Luxe soap flakes any longer?
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pizzamyheart wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »Ivory gets rid of STDs.
Are you kidding? wait, PM me please. . .
I am kidding. It's actually Lava soap.
I thought it was the power of prayer
yea. either that or @J_NY_Z can dress up like jesus and bless it away. Pretty sure. Its the best bad advice I can think of.
Oh no, I fell for that once on craigslist.0 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Try zoteyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »Ivory gets rid of STDs.
Are you kidding? wait, PM me please. . .
I am kidding. It's actually Lava soap.
Coupons?
He’s wrong. It’s lifebuoy
You guys all suck. I was using CLR. Fine, I'll buy all and Zest. Do they make Luxe soap flakes any longer?
How do you spell that?1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Try zoteyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »Ivory gets rid of STDs.
Are you kidding? wait, PM me please. . .
I am kidding. It's actually Lava soap.
Coupons?
He’s wrong. It’s lifebuoy
You guys all suck. I was using CLR. Fine, I'll buy all and Zest. Do they make Luxe soap flakes any longer?
How do you spell that?
It starts with zed and ends with oat2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Try zoteyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »Ivory gets rid of STDs.
Are you kidding? wait, PM me please. . .
I am kidding. It's actually Lava soap.
Coupons?
He’s wrong. It’s lifebuoy
You guys all suck. I was using CLR. Fine, I'll buy all and Zest. Do they make Luxe soap flakes any longer?
How do you spell that?
It starts with zed and ends with oat
thank you.
Also, i like your apparent lack of a beard. I neglected to mention that earlier.
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Thank you. I only played one at school.your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Try zoteyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »Ivory gets rid of STDs.
Are you kidding? wait, PM me please. . .
I am kidding. It's actually Lava soap.
Coupons?
He’s wrong. It’s lifebuoy
You guys all suck. I was using CLR. Fine, I'll buy all and Zest. Do they make Luxe soap flakes any longer?
How do you spell that?
It starts with zed and ends with oat
thank you.
Also, i like your apparent lack of a beard. I neglected to mention that earlier.
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Thank you. I only played one at school.your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Try zoteyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »beerdedbastard wrote: »Ivory gets rid of STDs.
Are you kidding? wait, PM me please. . .
I am kidding. It's actually Lava soap.
Coupons?
He’s wrong. It’s lifebuoy
You guys all suck. I was using CLR. Fine, I'll buy all and Zest. Do they make Luxe soap flakes any longer?
How do you spell that?
It starts with zed and ends with oat
thank you.
Also, i like your apparent lack of a beard. I neglected to mention that earlier.
Just a beard? Ed Beard? In ZZ Top the musical history?2 -
Always wear 2 pairs of pants in case you get one dirty.5
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pizzamyheart wrote: »
Is that why women sell their underwear?2 -
You should join Columbia House. You get like ten CDs for a dollar.4
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