The Bad Advice Thread

Pandemonium_

Always mess with Sicilians, and ALWAYS get involved in Asian land wars

isalsayourface123

Always demand respect. Otherwise you'll never get it.

kam26001

It's probably just patellar tendonitis. I say register for that half marathon! (hard smack on the butt)

MelG7777

If they get your order wrong (drive thru/sit down, whatevs) I recommend throwing the food and/or drink at them. It’s an effective way to prove a point.

Motorsheen

MelG7777 wrote: »

If they get your order wrong (drive thru/sit down, whatevs) I recommend throwing the food and/or drink at them. It’s an effective way to prove a point.

I recommend throwing food at them even when they get the order correct.

Ya gotta keep them honest at all times.

MelG7777

Motorsheen wrote: »

MelG7777 wrote: »

If they get your order wrong (drive thru/sit down, whatevs) I recommend throwing the food and/or drink at them. It’s an effective way to prove a point.

I recommend throwing food at them even when they get the order correct.

Ya gotta keep them honest at all times.

Omg. Literally lol’ing.

1sphere wrote: »

when getting an ice cream at a drive-through, ensure that you grab really hard on the cone as they hand it to you

Noted.

pizzamyheart

When you need to pass gas during an important business meeting it’s important to jump up and shout “wait everybody, listen to this!” And then fart loudly. Afterwards demand a round of applause before you sit back down.

MelG7777

Another great technique at work is if you need to go #2, fake a phone call and family emergency. It’s better than s’ing your p’s. Here an instructional video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9LCMuKtpnPE

Tigg_er

MelG7777 wrote: »

Another great technique at work is if you need to go #2, fake a phone call and family emergency. It’s better than s’ing your p’s. Here an instructional video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9LCMuKtpnPE

Girl

MelG7777

Tigg_er wrote: »

MelG7777 wrote: »

Another great technique at work is if you need to go #2, fake a phone call and family emergency. It’s better than s’ing your p’s. Here an instructional video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9LCMuKtpnPE

Girl

Hey you!!

TheMrWobbly

When you suggest you go for a night out with the lads to a strip club and your wife says "Really, ok, fine", best to stay out until 3am and don't phone to ensure you don't interrupt her sleep.

that_porsche_guy

Contrary to popular belief, running with scissors is perfectly safe.

slimgirljo15

In winter metal poles taste like candy, don't hesitate to lick them.

shaf238

Just do it.

your_future_ex_wife

It’s perfectly normal to be in an online romantic relationship with someone you’ve never met and will likely never meet. Go ahead, be MFP exclusive.

PruneJuice2point0

Fry bacon naked for the bacon kisses

MelG7777

PruneJuice2point0 wrote: »

Fry bacon naked for the bacon kisses

Omfg. Bacon kisses. Lol 🤣

pizzamyheart

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

It’s perfectly normal to be in an online romantic relationship with someone you’ve never met and will likely never meet. Go ahead, be MFP exclusive.

I think this is what mfp premium is all about