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The Bad Advice Thread

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  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    You will never be given more than you can handle in life. Just learn to deal...with it.

  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    mtndewme wrote: »
    intoxication will solve every problem

    I find this to be great advice.
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    Follow your passion. Follow your bliss. Follow your dreams and it won't be long before you can line your pockets with cash.

    😍🙄.....wait what?
    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    You will never be given more than you can handle in life. Just learn to deal...with it.
    🙄.....WHAAAT!!!??????😢😣
    mtndewme wrote: »
    intoxication will solve every problem

    Phew....that was close...🤣........🤤Oh... C'MON !!!!!😣😢😭😒
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Go ahead, eat that leftover chicken casserole that you left out since yesterday morning.. it kinda smells ok, don't waste it.. what's the worst that could happen?
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Well of course you have to help that Nigerian guy out with a loan. When his bank clears his funds you'll get twice as much back.. great way to double some money.

    😂 this makes perfect sound sense!!!🤷
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Well of course you have to help that Nigerian guy out with a loan. When his bank clears his funds you'll get twice as much back.. great way to double some money.

    😂 this makes perfect sound sense!!!🤷

    Ikr, who doesn't want to make a quick buck 😀
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Well of course you have to help that Nigerian guy out with a loan. When his bank clears his funds you'll get twice as much back.. great way to double some money.

    😂 this makes perfect sound sense!!!🤷

    Ikr, who doesn't want to make a quick buck 😀

    I was just saying to the nice young man from social security.....of course I will give you my number ....and oh I can pay off any errors in my account by buying gift cards and then reading the pin numbers to you.....over the phone...this is a world of conveniences I tell you🤗🙌
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Well of course you have to help that Nigerian guy out with a loan. When his bank clears his funds you'll get twice as much back.. great way to double some money.

    😂 this makes perfect sound sense!!!🤷

    Ikr, who doesn't want to make a quick buck 😀

    I was just saying to the nice young man from social security.....of course I will give you my number ....and oh I can pay off any errors in my account by buying gift cards and then reading the pin numbers to you.....over the phone...this is a world of conveniences I tell you🤗🙌

    I know.. you can do it all over the phone these days. I bought my first used bridge this morning over the internet, it was a bargain 😀
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Well of course you have to help that Nigerian guy out with a loan. When his bank clears his funds you'll get twice as much back.. great way to double some money.

    😂 this makes perfect sound sense!!!🤷

    Ikr, who doesn't want to make a quick buck 😀

    I was just saying to the nice young man from social security.....of course I will give you my number ....and oh I can pay off any errors in my account by buying gift cards and then reading the pin numbers to you.....over the phone...this is a world of conveniences I tell you🤗🙌

    I know.. you can do it all over the phone these days. I bought my first used bridge this morning over the internet, it was a bargain 😀

    You're a mover and a shaker bombshell💃💗😘🤘🏼
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,311 Member
    Btw....this is one of the funnier threads I’ve seen on here. Nicely done.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Blonde looks good on everyone. You should try it. No, you don't need a salon.

    Like a knife straight to the heart :(


    ;)
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Eat dessert last.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Do not roll your windows up if Michael Meyers is on the loose.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    It's always a good idea to get out of your car at a red light and shake hands with the other drivers around you.

    :D
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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,311 Member
    Dont whatever you can to impress that man. Morph into what you think he wants.

    🤣🤣
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,311 Member
    Take up smoking.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,311 Member
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    Guys, send d*ck pics to all the women you know, they love it!

    Omg. #truth 🤣

    Y’all have breathed new life to the forums with this thread. LIVING for it.
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Wash everything together on hot to save time....colors and whites do NOT have to be separated....old wives tale....

    And don't get me started on Dry Clean Only....😒....as if.....throw em all in together!!!

    Stop all this laundry propaganda 🤘🙋🏻‍♀️
  • LAT1963
    LAT1963 Posts: 1,375 Member
    eat 6 high carb low fat little meals a day so you won't feel hungry.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Chicken ordered rare-medium is the way to go.

    Chicken Tare Tare; it's just not for breakfast anymore.