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Did you know that Cheesecake is good for you and eating one every day will strengthen your bones and teeth because its filled with calcium?2
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if you treated her awful in the past, just reach back out again in a year or two.
make sure and say how you're a "changed man now" though5 -
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call her ma'am4
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Drink all the Skinny Tea, wearing your Sweet Sweat Band around you under your Squeeze me Skinny (corset) Waist Trainer.
You dont really need to work to get the body you want.... just throw away, i mean invest your money in these scams, I mean gimmicks, I meant to say quick fixes that are bullspit, correction..... fitness revolutionary items!4 -
Use the rhythm method for birth control.
(Catholic Circa 1960s, our son was born 1969)4 -
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When on a first date, tell the person you love them and talk about wedding plans. It will show your committed to the relationship and ready to settle down.6
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Never take ownership for anything you do... blame everyone else when its wrong and always take the credit for others work!4
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If you think you notice a baby bump, go ahead and congratulate her!
Even if she's not, girls don't mind being called out on their food babies.4 -
Stay together for the kids5
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When on that date and your about to go ftmfw... Talk about your mother... A lot!
And point out all of their commonalities and differences 🤷🏽♂️2 -
your girl/wife/sidepiece will love you even more if she knows you give money to Charity. so do it and do it often!
but you should also give a little to Summer, Teri, Heather and Vanessa as well now don't be stingy3 -
When at a gathering with friends, family, or new people, always bring up religion, politics, and hitler. If they don’t agree with you, just talk louder so they can hear you better.2
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when feeling ignored in a room, let out a loud sneeze to announce your presence.2
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happimess01 wrote: »when feeling ignored in a room, let out a loud fart to announce your presence.
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Ignore the restraining order, she’s just “playing hard to get”...4
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To save time, take the shortcut down the dark alley in a bad part of town.1
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If you are exercising and you feel a really bad pain push through it and work even harder or that pain might never go away2
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