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dallsop417 wrote: »
Accidentally or “accidentally”?1 -
TwitchyMacGee wrote: »dallsop417 wrote: »
Accidentally or “accidentally”?
Accidentally on purpose. Something along the lines of, “was great meeting you last night, are you still coming over for a bbq?” It got a quick response and I managed to play it down like text was meant for a male friend of a friend I was out with. It got us talking again and after a few hours she accepted it wasn’t to a girl I met 😂2 -
dallsop417 wrote: »TwitchyMacGee wrote: »dallsop417 wrote: »
Accidentally or “accidentally”?
Accidentally on purpose. Something along the lines of, “was great meeting you last night, are you still coming over for a bbq?” It got a quick response and I managed to play it down like text was meant for a male friend of a friend I was out with. It got us talking again and after a few hours she accepted it wasn’t to a girl I met 😂
😂 smh1 -
You don't need to practice/train, just immediately enter a competition. You'll totally win 😉1
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Put your cashmere tops in the laundry with the rest of your clothes so when they shrink you can wear them and pretend to be the hulk!!! 😭 (just did it)2
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Encourage your kids to try all those tik tok and youtube video challenges ...make sure to mention when you're a true blue friend you actually DO jump off a bridge when every one else is doing it.....and making that into a new challenge would probably make them famous.....or at least they would be your favorite child. 😉good parenting is so important amitite?!🤷1
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dallsop417 wrote: »Put your cashmere tops in the laundry with the rest of your clothes so when they shrink you can wear them and pretend to be the hulk!!! 😭 (just did it)
I kinda wanna do this 🙈🙊😂😂😂0 -
def carry your phone on a belt clip- its called fashion.6
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Baking a cake but you're short on time, turn up the oven to maximum.. it'll cook faster.
Funny story.. my daughter did this once 🙄2 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Baking a cake but you're short on time, turn up the oven to maximum.. it'll cook faster.
Funny story.. my daughter did this once 🙄
Yes, your “daughter” 😂2 -
dallsop417 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Baking a cake but you're short on time, turn up the oven to maximum.. it'll cook faster.
Funny story.. my daughter did this once 🙄
Yes, your “daughter” 😂
Honest , it was
Luckily she learnt fast and is an excellent baker now.
She also made a sandwich with raw bacon once thinking it was ham 🤣1 -
like to go walking/running/hiking/exploring a lot? ever find yourself in a sketchy area you're unsure about? don't want to carry anything for self defense?
if someone starts to bother you- just take off your pants and start screaming gibberish at them!
if they don't immediately back off- start running at them while whipping your pants around in a circle over your head. it may help even more to shout at them, in your best backwoods texas accent, "cmere boy i ain't playin wit you oh imma get ya imma get ya tickletickletickle"
^ this will immediately deter anybody from harassing you8 -
Pissing yourself helps toolike to go walking/running/hiking/exploring a lot? ever find yourself in a sketchy area you're unsure about? don't want to carry anything for self defense?
if someone starts to bother you- just take off your pants and start screaming gibberish at them!
if they don't immediately back off- start running at them while whipping your pants around in a circle over your head. it may help even more to shout at them, in your best backwoods texas accent, "cmere boy i ain't playin wit you oh imma get ya imma get ya tickletickletickle"
^ this will immediately deter anybody from harassing you
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You can trust me, I've done this before.1
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get her a new set of pots and pans for v-day next month (the Pioneer Woman branded ones from walmart are 👌 tbqh she'll love em)3
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Calories are calories...eat them in cake!1
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When people hug you, fart loudly. You’ll make them feel very strong.5
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"you don't have to respond" is a perfectly valid final sentence to the paragraph you just texted your ex3
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Set all your PIN codes to "1111"1
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Did you know that Cheesecake is good for you and eating one every day will strengthen your bones and teeth because its filled with calcium?2
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if you treated her awful in the past, just reach back out again in a year or two.
make sure and say how you're a "changed man now" though5 -
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call her ma'am4
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Drink all the Skinny Tea, wearing your Sweet Sweat Band around you under your Squeeze me Skinny (corset) Waist Trainer.
You dont really need to work to get the body you want.... just throw away, i mean invest your money in these scams, I mean gimmicks, I meant to say quick fixes that are bullspit, correction..... fitness revolutionary items!4 -
Use the rhythm method for birth control.
(Catholic Circa 1960s, our son was born 1969)4 -
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