The Bad Advice Thread

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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Eat big to get big
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    michaelroode1980 wrote: »
    Cut your toe nails at work on your desk. Its a great time saver

    Omg. That literally made me lol. 🤣
  • minimiss669
    minimiss669 Posts: 86 Member
    The longer you wait, the more she will regard you as a strong male figure.
  • Xiao_Ya_
    Xiao_Ya_ Posts: 495 Member
    Cut the lawn with scissors so you can get every blade even!
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    If you need a massage just make a voodoo doll of yourself and give it a back rub
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    she’ll text first just keep waiting a bit longer
    minimiss669 wrote: »
    The longer you wait, the more she will regard you as a strong male figure.

    I knew it 😏
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    😂😂😂
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Just cut some jalapenos...go ahead and take those contacts out/put them in
    (done it)
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If you accidentally send a porn link to someone, just send it to 10 other people and say it's a virus.

    These are more like life hacks and not bad advice.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    Submit your beard selfie to a forum, tell everyone they are stupid and watch the world fall apart.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    J_NY_Z wrote: »
    Submit your beard selfie to a forum, tell everyone they are stupid and watch the world fall apart.

    Pardon me, I have to go do some beard stuff. . .
  • KevinWH87
    KevinWH87 Posts: 74 Member
    Subway helps you lose weight. So eat a ton of Subway sandwiches to lose a ton of weight.
  • michaelroode
    michaelroode Posts: 173 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    Can I use that one on my WhatsApp status please @dallsop417

    Always heat fish in the microwave at your work
  • nitalieben
    nitalieben Posts: 681 Member
    michaelroode1980 wrote: »
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    Can I use that one on my WhatsApp status please @dallsop417

    Always heat fish in the microwave at your work

    shhhhh! my director took that seriously. yuck!
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    michaelroode1980 wrote: »
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    Can I use that one on my WhatsApp status please @dallsop417

    Always heat fish in the microwave at your work

    Sure 😂

    It’s not sexual harassment if there’s mistletoe
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    There is no such thing as bad advice!
  • Xiao_Ya_
    Xiao_Ya_ Posts: 495 Member
    Ignore your cat even when he scratches your arms, licks your fingers, sheds on you, and threatens you with violence (he wants to be brushed and doesn't take "busy" for an answer :D)
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃

    Is there a meaning to the weird quotes?
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃

    Is there a meaning to the weird quotes?

    He wrote it on a plane and crossed in to Australian airspace while still typing the word.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃

    Is there a meaning to the weird quotes?

    He wrote it on a plane and crossed in to Australian airspace while still typing the word.

    😂
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    There are a million videos on how to cut your own bangs. Go for it. What could possibly go wrong?
  • michaelroode
    michaelroode Posts: 173 Member
    Leave you Facebook logged in in my office nothing will happen to your profile
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    ladies-
    do you like him and want to "shoot your shot"?
    DO NOT say anything to him- just think about him instead!

    and if he doesn't respond? get mad at him!

    You read my handbook?
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    If your crush doesn't want you break into their house and leave gifts on their pillow whilst they sleep, they will admire your persistence and soon come round.

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