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The Bad Advice Thread

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  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    Don't worry...

    Women are never just being nice... 😏

    But guys, we're always just being nice... 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Posts: 1,031 Member
    You should try babysitting to earn extra money. It’s easy and kids are cute
  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    never say “i’m sorry”

    instead you should say “im sorry ur hurt enough to feel like u deserve an apology”

    😂... I freaking love this guy
  • Posts: 14,307 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    If someone does not accept your FR, it probably means that it did not go through. You should call them out in a public thread. Put them on the spot to either accept it reject you right then and there. People respect that.

    Yeah...about that. I’m sorry.
  • Posts: 14,307 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    never say “i’m sorry”

    instead you should say “im sorry ur hurt enough to feel like u deserve an apology”

    It’s kinda like the “I’m sorry BUT____”
    I like it. I like it a lot.
  • Posts: 2,542 Member
    There are billions of dollars in Nigeria they cannot get out of the country - look out for an e-mail asking for your help to get the money out, you could be a millionaire in weeks!!
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  • Posts: 1,031 Member
    If you put toothpaste on toast you can combine brushing your teeth with breakfast to save time.
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  • Posts: 14,671 Member
    Never ask before you pet a stranger's dog. Dog people are offended when you ask for permission. Go ahead -- play with the paws; dogs LOVE that.
  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    Cut your own hair... If you *kitten* up your fade it's no matter... She'll think your adorably quirky and cute af 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Posts: 14,307 Member
    Cut your own hair... If you *kitten* up your fade it's no matter... She'll think your adorably quirky and cute af 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Especially if she’s a dork too!
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  • Posts: 14,307 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    Join a gym, and write a letter of complaint if you don't get big after one month of training there

    Does this work similarly if I don’t get small? Or....my friend, if my friend doesn’t get small. Asking for her.
  • Posts: 396 Member
    To see if your friends and family love you, definitely wait for them to call or message you. Playing distant will get you lots of attention.
  • Posts: 53 Member
    Just grab her by the *kitten*.... She'll love it.... If you're famous
  • Posts: 1,031 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    tired of waiting for her to respond to you?

    "accidentally" text her "no im busy tonight lol"
    she'll reply back immediately i promise

    I’ve actually done this before 😂
  • Posts: 3,120 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »

    I’ve actually done this before 😂

    Accidentally or “accidentally”?
  • Posts: 1,031 Member

    Accidentally or “accidentally”?

    Accidentally on purpose. Something along the lines of, “was great meeting you last night, are you still coming over for a bbq?” It got a quick response and I managed to play it down like text was meant for a male friend of a friend I was out with. It got us talking again and after a few hours she accepted it wasn’t to a girl I met 😂
  • Posts: 3,120 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »

    Accidentally on purpose. Something along the lines of, “was great meeting you last night, are you still coming over for a bbq?” It got a quick response and I managed to play it down like text was meant for a male friend of a friend I was out with. It got us talking again and after a few hours she accepted it wasn’t to a girl I met 😂

    😂 smh
  • Posts: 33 Member
    You don't need to practice/train, just immediately enter a competition. You'll totally win 😉
  • Posts: 2,153 Member
    kyle0404 wrote: »
    You don't need to practice/train, just immediately enter a competition. You'll totally win 😉

    😏thanks for having faith in me.

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