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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if she breaks up with you- just start dating her nail tech. she'll appreciate the fact you're moving on, especially with someone she trusts.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if she breaks up with you- just start dating her nail tech. she'll appreciate the fact you're moving on, especially with someone she trusts.

    ...what if her nail tech is her sister? That would be *better* right, cause of the whole trust thing?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she breaks up with you- just start dating her nail tech. she'll appreciate the fact you're moving on, especially with someone she trusts.

    ...what if her nail tech is her sister? That would be *better* right, cause of the whole trust thing?

    that's a double win imho.
    just because someday you could end up getting her one of those "world's greatest aunt" t-shirts and people always like receiving fun gifts.
  • mthwbrwn
    mthwbrwn Posts: 104 Member
    If you are new to a message board, especially one involving humor, don't bother reading the previous posts.

    You'll save all kinds of time for better stuff like selfies, and when you post the same joke someone already posted, it will bring a sense of nostalgia to the original poster(s)
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    It is the time of year you may meet new people. You were given multiple senses to get through life better, when meeting someone for the first time whist shaking them by the hand give them a lick across them cheek and then sniff their butt to give yourself full picture before deciding if they are safe to know or not.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    Get your relatives speaking to eachother again by sending them a heartfelt Christmas card with a picture of you and a child that nobody knows.

    Brilliant.
  • GoJohnGo71
    GoJohnGo71 Posts: 439 Member
    Marry her.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If you're a man and you have a hard time meeting girls. Just draw wings on the side of a building and wait there for them to come take pictures.

    Is there a specific kind of wings that work best? My friend wants to know
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If you're a man and you have a hard time meeting girls. Just draw wings on the side of a building and wait there for them to come take pictures.

    Is there a specific kind of wings that work best? My friend wants to know

    I think something like this would work.
    yqbosv6tbzyi.jpg
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If you're a man and you have a hard time meeting girls. Just draw wings on the side of a building and wait there for them to come take pictures.

    Is there a specific kind of wings that work best? My friend wants to know

    I think something like this would work.
    yqbosv6tbzyi.jpg

    Oh good, thanks!
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If you're a man and you have a hard time meeting girls. Just draw wings on the side of a building and wait there for them to come take pictures.

    Is there a specific kind of wings that work best? My friend wants to know

    I think something like this would work.
    yqbosv6tbzyi.jpg

    Oh good, thanks!

    It's a bit troubling seeing the dark spots where a human being photographed would be standing. Are they being vaporized?
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If you're a man and you have a hard time meeting girls. Just draw wings on the side of a building and wait there for them to come take pictures.

    Is there a specific kind of wings that work best? My friend wants to know

    I think something like this would work.
    yqbosv6tbzyi.jpg

    Oh good, thanks!

    It's a bit troubling seeing the dark spots where a human being photographed would be standing. Are they being vaporized?

    I hadn’t considered that, but now that it’s on the table? I sure hope so!
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  • TarryTaffy
    TarryTaffy Posts: 883 Member
    edited December 2019
    "Perms are not 'so 80s' & over. They're in, trust me."

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  • tuddy315
    tuddy315 Posts: 11,608 Member
    When your car starts sliding on the ice, kill the engine and you will stop immediately.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Wild badgers love to be hugged. It's their favorite.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    TarryTaffy wrote: »
    "Perms are not 'so 80s' & over. They're in, trust me."

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    So are mullets
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    You should totally grow a rat tail!
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    Wild badgers love to be hugged. It's their favorite.

    And honey badgers even more - they get their name from being extra sweet
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    It’s ok to re-use condoms. Nothing bad will happen.
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