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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    if you're afraid she's about to move on with her new guy- don't wait any longer!

    text her a paragraph about that one night she made that AMAZING dinner that you don't know how to cook for yourself, and then ya'll sat up watching movies and snuggling. mention how much that night "really meant to you" as well.

    she'll remember that night and it'll make her so happy that you did too

    This is so *kitten* up. ❤️
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    Do it.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
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    If you want to get married just "accidentally forget" to take birth control for a week or so and not say anything about it. He’ll appreciate it in the long wrong.
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    TheMrWobbly wrote: »
    If you feel things are getting serious with your new girlfriend take her home to meet the family. If your wife likes her you know she's a keeper.

    🤣🤣🤣I almost ruined my phone on that one 🙌well played sir😉
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Young men trying to impress their gfs dad's should let him know how satisfied you make his daughter more details the better ya know to prove your worth!😉...if he asks you to follow him to the shed.....go!! 😎He's so gonna high five ya🙌
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Need a little extra cash, bump into a slow moving car in the carpark and fall down. Insurance companies have of lots of money and don't mind throwing it around.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    Do overshare...when someone asks who are you? Even if it's a complete stranger. Spend at least 10 minutes telling them about your aches and pains, family drama, and how no one likes you at work and you just dont get it. Then thank them for asking.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Spray yourself in the eyes with windex to quickly clean your contacts without the hassle of having to remove them
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If you're trying to impress a girl on a 1st date, put this on your car. Chicks dig it. bu3nxk8e3eua.jpg

    Also a sack in the back
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,097 Member
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    TheMrWobbly wrote: »
    If you feel things are getting serious with your new girlfriend take her home to meet the family. If your wife likes her you know she's a keeper.

    Omg. Lol. 🤣
  • tuddy315
    tuddy315 Posts: 11,353 Member
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    Yes you can pet him. He won't bite a stranger.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to cry after its over. she'll like seeing your sensitive side.

    If you take her to a sad movie, bring mace to squirt yourself with to cover any tears

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