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always keep your read receipts on.
and don't be afraid to turn your phone off after she sends that paragraph of text.
she knows that it probably tired you out to read all of it and she'll understand.5 -
make sure to add your boss on fb and insta. You would never have to think twice before sharing anything3
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kindalikevelma wrote: »
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Ask Sir Mix-A-Lot
Sir Mix-A-Lot
12/09/97 3:00PM
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Dear Sir Mix-A-Lot,
I am an elderly woman who lives alone. There are no senior centers in my area, and I live on a fixed income. I would love to get out and meet more people, but there seem to be very few options for someone my age. Is there some social outlet I don't know about?
—Lonely In Laramie
Dear Lonely,
Kick it, lick it, watch where I stick it / Face down while I punch your ticket / Ride my king cobra 'round the world / Wanna do ya girl / Want ya pettin' my big black cat / Blackberry jam don't shake like that / If your booty's extra-large, I'll bring the funk / Wanna see some extra luggage in the trunk.2 -
Karaoke is best done stone cold sober.5
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kindalikevelma wrote: »
"cool story bro" is VERY effective at showing them how deeply you care as well.2 -
You should always text your ex after taking a few shots of tequila3
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it's okay to have a work husband/wife. you don't really need to tell your significant other about it though. just gradually start mentioning that person more and more in regular conversation to slowly broach the subject.4
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You dont need to protect your nips when starting to run long distance1
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Tell your SO about your side piece.. they'll be happy to know someone is looking after you when they aren't around.6
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It’s not cheating if you are paying money for it6
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »men are like jobs, don't leave one until you have another one lined up
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You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.4
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when you're at the car wash. or the drive through. or stuck in traffic- make sure and roll down your windows and turn your stereo up as loud as possible.
other people will appreciate you providing them with some entertaining music. they might like it even more if you install a loud subwoofer and amp to get those good bass notes across properly.4 -
after you're both finished and she finally asks "so where do we stand?" go ahead and tell her "on the earth haha" and then change the subject.
she'll appreciate you playing hard to get with your emotions3 -
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