The Bad Advice Thread
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To dovetail on what Ali said about Christmas lights....don’t be so ocd thinking you need to water your real tree every day. They HAVE to tell us that. Cuz “someone once burned their house down blah blah”. Chances of that happening are extremely small. Plus, finding needles in your carpet for months to come is the gift that keeps on giving. Christmas in July anyone?!3
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Just hold your breath when you're lifting heavy. It's sure to help you finish that set.1
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If you are fed up of those e-mails write back insisting they unsubscribe you - your boss will totally understand.3
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"Eat it. I think it's still good." For real...
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drink less.0
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Don't forget to lift with your back... with a jerking, twisting motion.3
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lock your knees too.0
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If you’ve never seen anything like it before, you should probably taste it2
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You look great in thick, chunky bangs... cut 'em!2
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if she breaks up with you- just start dating her nail tech. she'll appreciate the fact you're moving on, especially with someone she trusts.4
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Reckoner68 wrote: »
that's a double win imho.
just because someday you could end up getting her one of those "world's greatest aunt" t-shirts and people always like receiving fun gifts.4 -
It's getting close to Christmas so just wanted to remind everyone when you're shopping for that sig other, make sure to buy that shirt or pair of pants a couple sizes too small - tell them that they'll look great in them after they've lost a few more pounds8
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If you are new to a message board, especially one involving humor, don't bother reading the previous posts.
You'll save all kinds of time for better stuff like selfies, and when you post the same joke someone already posted, it will bring a sense of nostalgia to the original poster(s)3 -
It is the time of year you may meet new people. You were given multiple senses to get through life better, when meeting someone for the first time whist shaking them by the hand give them a lick across them cheek and then sniff their butt to give yourself full picture before deciding if they are safe to know or not.0
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Go buy the woman in your life a $2000 piece of exercise equipment. What could go wrong?6
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go ahead, send that guy you you've been chatting with on Tinder the money he needs.5
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Get your relatives speaking to eachother again by sending them a heartfelt Christmas card with a picture of you and a child that nobody knows.9
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_Miss_chievous_ wrote: »Get your relatives speaking to eachother again by sending them a heartfelt Christmas card with a picture of you and a child that nobody knows.
Brilliant.2
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