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  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
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    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS_k_AvAAQf-Tbk6SgI1fadZmPPx6nlJ6ZpmyGK90y2KYwsvOoq.

    I grew up with the same concept except it was olive oil fixes everything.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    Who sez ya can't put metal in the microwave??k3ksmsbadnl4.jpg
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,537 Member
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    This won't hurt a bit...
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,537 Member
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    Just wait around til she dumps him. She'll pick you next for sure.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    J_NY_Z wrote: »
    Just wait around til she dumps him. She'll pick you next for sure.

    OK.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
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    He’s only being mean to you because he likes you and doesn’t know how to express his emotions.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    go ahead and answer that "i had a dream about u" text, it'll be fine
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    If things aren’t going great in your relationship, adding a baby will help bring you two together.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to "hey stranger" them after you ghosted 18 months prior. they're probably really looking forward to hearing from you after all this time

    Make sure you include “you look rly good” on any of their recent Instagram posts too.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    men are like jobs, don't leave one until you have another one lined up

    Once upon a time, I married someone like that.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    It is best to eat pizza whilst piping hot.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    You’re totally fine to drink the water in Mexico.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
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    Do as I do, not as I say.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to "hey stranger" them after you ghosted 18 months prior. they're probably really looking forward to hearing from you after all this time

    Make sure you include “you look rly good” on any of their recent Instagram posts too.

    you gotta hit em with that "sorry for disappearing a while back my life just got really crazy" in the DMs too
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to "hey stranger" them after you ghosted 18 months prior. they're probably really looking forward to hearing from you after all this time

    Make sure you include “you look rly good” on any of their recent Instagram posts too.

    you gotta hit em with that "sorry for disappearing a while back my life just got really crazy" in the DMs too

    Then ask for their number again because you “accidentally lost all your contacts”.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to "hey stranger" them after you ghosted 18 months prior. they're probably really looking forward to hearing from you after all this time

    Make sure you include “you look rly good” on any of their recent Instagram posts too.

    you gotta hit em with that "sorry for disappearing a while back my life just got really crazy" in the DMs too

    Then ask for their number again because you “accidentally lost all your contacts”.

    "oh hey i got a new phone but i lost all my contacts 😔 "

    works every time and they're guaranteed to believe it.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    Go ahead and dip that pen in company ink. It’ll be fine.

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