The Bad Advice Thread
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When going for a job interview arrive 15 minutes late so they appreciate you are someone worth waiting for.4
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Believe him when he says he’s only staying for the kids.1
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make a couples facebook, everyone will know you are so in love you are almost one person2
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Let your wife pick your clothes out for you. Wear twinsy outfits, matching 'cowboy' shirts.0
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You don’t HAVE to wash your hands after chopping up a jalapeño.1
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it's not you're fault they're not a mind reader. don't be afraid to tell them so. but stay quiet for at least 24 hours before you finally say it. that way they have the opportunity to practice first.5
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give the bride to be baby items as a bridal shower gift2
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if you bump into a lady friend of yours that you haven't seen in a while, and she's put on some weight; just give her a knowing smile and ask "so when are you due??" in an excited tone
it'll bring levity to the reunion of two old friends and she'll appreciate that you care about her wellbeing so much5 -
if you bump into a lady friend of yours that you haven't seen in a while, and she's put on some weight; just give her a knowing smile and ask "so when are you due??" in an excited tone
it'll bring levity to the reunion of two old friends and she'll appreciate that you care about her wellbeing so much
How are you doing this? You manage to come off likable and nice while knowing exactly how to be a *kitten*. Teach meeeeee3 -
if your girlfriend/wife/both seems to be upset, make sure you ask her if she's "upset".
she might say no, but that's because she's trying to prevent you from worrying about her. just drill down more with the following:
"are you mad at me"
"did i do something wrong"
"i just don't like seeing you upset"
if she still says "everythings fine" just go ahead and go back in the living room and play your ps4. make sure you tell her "you're sure?" first though.4 -
if your girlfriend/wife/both seems to be upset, make sure you ask her if she's "upset".
she might say no, but that's because she's trying to prevent you from worrying about her. just drill down more with the following:
"are you mad at me"
"did i do something wrong"
"i just don't like seeing you upset"
if she still says "everythings fine" just go ahead and go back in the living room and play your ps4. make sure you tell her "you're sure?" first though.
A casual 'love ya' reminds her that she's one lucky gal. Boy howdy.5 -
Remember tomorrow is official 'Punch an annoying person on the nose day' so go our early to maximise your opportunities3
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FeelinFooFoo wrote: »When in doubt, express yourself through dance. Also, practise the art of mime and give that a whirl. You can graduate to full costume, in time.
Hell. Yes.0 -
open up her birth control pills and put all of them in a single pill tube instead of the pack they came in. she'll appreciate you making it easier for her to get one out when she needs it.4
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No need to scoop - the poop is biodegradable.1
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Lift with your back, not with your legs.2
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Girls love when you order for them.1
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if he's on his phone and laughing/smiling ver often but you can't see his screen, and he has a good password you don't know, it's safe to assume he's just browsing memes on reddit or imgur
but you should probably go ahead and enable wireless backups for itunes and then some backup sniffing software on the computer- that way you can see what's so funny too and share in the laughs. you'll have to force the backups daily to stay on top of things, but he'll definitely appreciate you keeping his data safe, and it will only bring you two closer in the end.2 -
if he's on his phone and laughing/smiling ver often but you can't see his screen, and he has a good password you don't know, it's safe to assume he's just browsing memes on reddit or imgur
but you should probably go ahead and enable wireless backups for itunes and then some backup sniffing software on the computer- that way you can see what's so funny too and share in the laughs. you'll have to force the backups daily to stay on top of things, but he'll definitely appreciate you keeping his data safe, and it will only bring you two closer in the end.
Holy *kitten*...this is good. Taking notes.2 -
its okay to text your ex the day before thanksgiving
just say "im thankful 4 what we had"
she's probably thinking the same thing and is just waiting to hear from you.
put your phone on airplane mode right after you send it though she'll like it that youre playing hard to get6 -
its okay to text your ex the day before thanksgiving
just say "im thankful 4 what we had"
she's probably thinking the same thing and is just waiting to hear from you.
put your phone on airplane mode right after you send it though she'll like it that youre playing hard to get
I was actually gonna text my ex on holidays...just to wish him happy holidays and stuff
...that's bad? 3 -
isalsayourface123 wrote: »its okay to text your ex the day before thanksgiving
just say "im thankful 4 what we had"
she's probably thinking the same thing and is just waiting to hear from you.
put your phone on airplane mode right after you send it though she'll like it that youre playing hard to get
I was actually gonna text my ex on holidays...just to wish him happy holidays and stuff ...that's bad?
just tell him "ur the greatest gift i ever had" and you'll be good to go0 -
its okay to text your ex the day before thanksgiving
just say "im thankful 4 what we had"
she's probably thinking the same thing and is just waiting to hear from you.
put your phone on airplane mode right after you send it though she'll like it that youre playing hard to get
NOTED! Is a text better than a “drop in” then?1 -
isalsayourface123 wrote: »its okay to text your ex the day before thanksgiving
just say "im thankful 4 what we had"
she's probably thinking the same thing and is just waiting to hear from you.
put your phone on airplane mode right after you send it though she'll like it that youre playing hard to get
I was actually gonna text my ex on holidays...just to wish him happy holidays and stuff ...that's bad?
just tell him "ur the greatest gift i ever had" and you'll be good to go
🤔 you are wayyy too good at this 😁3 -
Thanksgiving weekend is a great time to let your block list out on parole.6
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its okay to text your ex the day before thanksgiving
just say "im thankful 4 what we had"
she's probably thinking the same thing and is just waiting to hear from you.
put your phone on airplane mode right after you send it though she'll like it that youre playing hard to get
NOTED! Is a text better than a “drop in” then?
it depends. if they're still single you should just ghost after sending the text- until at least 4am. then send a song that reminds you of them. they'll definitely appreciate you remembering something like that.
if they're in a new relationship, you should drive by and call and say you just wanted to talk for a minute, "if that's okay".4 -
its okay to text your ex the day before thanksgiving
just say "im thankful 4 what we had"
she's probably thinking the same thing and is just waiting to hear from you.
put your phone on airplane mode right after you send it though she'll like it that youre playing hard to get
NOTED! Is a text better than a “drop in” then?
it depends. if they're still single you should just ghost after sending the text- until at least 4am. then send a song that reminds you of them. they'll definitely appreciate you remembering something like that.
if they're in a new relationship, you should drive by and call and say you just wanted to talk for a minute, "if that's okay".
I feel like you folks have seen way more drama than I ever will. I’m a little sad tbh3 -
its okay to text your ex the day before thanksgiving
just say "im thankful 4 what we had"
she's probably thinking the same thing and is just waiting to hear from you.
put your phone on airplane mode right after you send it though she'll like it that youre playing hard to get
NOTED! Is a text better than a “drop in” then?
it depends. if they're still single you should just ghost after sending the text- until at least 4am. then send a song that reminds you of them. they'll definitely appreciate you remembering something like that.
if they're in a new relationship, you should drive by and call and say you just wanted to talk for a minute, "if that's okay".
You do this for a living? My life is about to drastically improve. I can feel it.1 -
It’s ok to try to beat the train if it looks far enough away. They have to put those gates down but, they can’t hold you back.1
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Take out your 401k and throw a block party. Bounce House, DJ, the whole bit.4
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