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  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to "hey stranger" them after you ghosted 18 months prior. they're probably really looking forward to hearing from you after all this time

    Make sure you include “you look rly good” on any of their recent Instagram posts too.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    men are like jobs, don't leave one until you have another one lined up

    Once upon a time, I married someone like that.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    It is best to eat pizza whilst piping hot.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    You’re totally fine to drink the water in Mexico.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    Do as I do, not as I say.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to "hey stranger" them after you ghosted 18 months prior. they're probably really looking forward to hearing from you after all this time

    Make sure you include “you look rly good” on any of their recent Instagram posts too.

    you gotta hit em with that "sorry for disappearing a while back my life just got really crazy" in the DMs too
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to "hey stranger" them after you ghosted 18 months prior. they're probably really looking forward to hearing from you after all this time

    Make sure you include “you look rly good” on any of their recent Instagram posts too.

    you gotta hit em with that "sorry for disappearing a while back my life just got really crazy" in the DMs too

    Then ask for their number again because you “accidentally lost all your contacts”.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to "hey stranger" them after you ghosted 18 months prior. they're probably really looking forward to hearing from you after all this time

    Make sure you include “you look rly good” on any of their recent Instagram posts too.

    you gotta hit em with that "sorry for disappearing a while back my life just got really crazy" in the DMs too

    Then ask for their number again because you “accidentally lost all your contacts”.

    "oh hey i got a new phone but i lost all my contacts 😔 "

    works every time and they're guaranteed to believe it.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    Go ahead and dip that pen in company ink. It’ll be fine.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    make sure to add your boss on fb and insta. You would never have to think twice before sharing anything
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    always keep your read receipts on.

    and don't be afraid to turn your phone off after she sends that paragraph of text.
    she knows that it probably tired you out to read all of it and she'll understand.

    It’s also okay to just respond with a thumbs up emoji.
  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    always keep your read receipts on.

    and don't be afraid to turn your phone off after she sends that paragraph of text.
    she knows that it probably tired you out to read all of it and she'll understand.

    It’s also okay to just respond with a thumbs up emoji.

    or "k"
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Ask Sir Mix-A-Lot

    Sir Mix-A-Lot
    12/09/97 3:00PM
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    SEE MORE:
    SUMMER MUSIC
    Dear Sir Mix-A-Lot,
    I am an elderly woman who lives alone. There are no senior centers in my area, and I live on a fixed income. I would love to get out and meet more people, but there seem to be very few options for someone my age. Is there some social outlet I don't know about?

    —Lonely In Laramie

    Dear Lonely,
    Kick it, lick it, watch where I stick it / Face down while I punch your ticket / Ride my king cobra 'round the world / Wanna do ya girl / Want ya pettin' my big black cat / Blackberry jam don't shake like that / If your booty's extra-large, I'll bring the funk / Wanna see some extra luggage in the trunk.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    always keep your read receipts on.

    and don't be afraid to turn your phone off after she sends that paragraph of text.
    she knows that it probably tired you out to read all of it and she'll understand.

    It’s also okay to just respond with a thumbs up emoji.

    "cool story bro" is VERY effective at showing them how deeply you care as well.
  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
    You should always text your ex after taking a few shots of tequila
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    it's okay to have a work husband/wife. you don't really need to tell your significant other about it though. just gradually start mentioning that person more and more in regular conversation to slowly broach the subject.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    chalazae wrote: »
    Frying bacon? Take off your shirt so that you don't get grease on it....

    Good to see you 🙂
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    You dont need to protect your nips when starting to run long distance
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    J_NY_Z wrote: »
    Just wait around til she dumps him. She'll pick you next for sure.

    I’ve seen this show
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    men are like jobs, don't leave one until you have another one lined up
    I’ve had a starring role in that show
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    when you're at the car wash. or the drive through. or stuck in traffic- make sure and roll down your windows and turn your stereo up as loud as possible.

    other people will appreciate you providing them with some entertaining music. they might like it even more if you install a loud subwoofer and amp to get those good bass notes across properly.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    after you're both finished and she finally asks "so where do we stand?" go ahead and tell her "on the earth haha" and then change the subject.

    she'll appreciate you playing hard to get with your emotions
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    it's okay to talk him if you only need some "closure"

    If you see potential during this "talk" beg for him to come back...works like a charm (tears, pound your fist on his chest, hug him and dont let go)

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