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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,006 Member
    Ask a pregnant lady or anyone with more than two kids if they “know how that happens”. It’s super amusing.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    Never read to your children. You don’t want a bunch of brainiacs

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    Rub your eyes with your hands or fingertips after you cut peppers or onions for an extremely pleasant and rewarding experience.

    Or when you eat Ghost Pepper salt.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Ask a pregnant lady or anyone with more than two kids if they “know how that happens”. It’s super amusing.

    Better yet, ask them "So ya trying to make your own basketball team?" or "Hey you got enough for a soccer team!" they just LOVE that
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    Iv got some priceless advice for ya.

    Always act first, think later. Don't get bogged down with the finer details.

    Also, people love surprise dodgeball.
  • RAinWA
    RAinWA Posts: 1,980 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Ask a pregnant lady or anyone with more than two kids if they “know how that happens”. It’s super amusing.

    Better yet, ask them "So ya trying to make your own basketball team?" or "Hey you got enough for a soccer team!" they just LOVE that

    Reminds me of after my mom & dad's 7th child was born one of dad's co-workers asked him "Catholic or careless?" Dad told him "Passionate Protestant" (he wasn't but it was a good line).

    And always pet random dogs without asking the owner first. It's always appreciated.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    edited October 2019
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    To romantically wooo a women....ask her one of the following:
    “What kind of panties are you wearing?”
    Or
    “Natural, bare or trimmed”

    Preferably but the 1st or 2nd time you’ve chatted.

    We’ve heard these questions very rarely but we sure do love them!

    I'm sorry but I must have missed the answers o:)
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    Definitely should crush on as many coworkers as possible. Makes the day go by faster.

    This would make life terribly awkward...I'm in!
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,006 Member
    RAinWA wrote: »
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Ask a pregnant lady or anyone with more than two kids if they “know how that happens”. It’s super amusing.

    Better yet, ask them "So ya trying to make your own basketball team?" or "Hey you got enough for a soccer team!" they just LOVE that

    Reminds me of after my mom & dad's 7th child was born one of dad's co-workers asked him "Catholic or careless?" Dad told him "Passionate Protestant" (he wasn't but it was a good line).

    And always pet random dogs without asking the owner first. It's always appreciated.

    It’s fun to say “yes I know and I’m really good at it!!!” Shuts them up real fast!
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,006 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    To romantically wooo a women....ask her one of the following:
    “What kind of panties are you wearing?”
    Or
    “Natural, bare or trimmed”

    Preferably but the 1st or 2nd time you’ve chatted.

    We’ve heard these questions very rarely but we sure do love them!

    I'm sorry but I must have missed the answers o:)

    Oh you smooth talker you. Lol
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,006 Member
    Forget what you’ve heard about grease fires and water. It’s really the best way to take care of it.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Forget what you’ve heard about grease fires and water. It’s really the best way to take care of it.

    So you was cooking again hu :D
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
    Traffic Signals are Merely Suggestions.....

    Besides, it's not like God ever said "Red means Stop!".
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Hitchhiking is a great way to travel.....especially if you're alone😉👍


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