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  • MelG7777MelG7777 Posts: 6,853Member Member Posts: 6,853Member Member
    Eat many protein bars in a day. At one sitting. Whatever. Your stomach won’t mind.
  • AriesFLAriesFL Posts: 811Member Member Posts: 811Member Member
    Always pick your nose in public.
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 9,929Member Member Posts: 9,929Member Member
    If you really want her to like you, just send D contraband...
  • SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,822Member Member Posts: 5,822Member Member
    Most women are simply waiting for you to ask them to show off their naughty bits via PM.
  • TarryTaffyTarryTaffy Posts: 885Member Member Posts: 885Member Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    TarryTaffy wrote: »
    "Perms are not 'so 80s' & over. They're in, trust me."

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    So are mullets

    Lol. I stand corrected. Getting a super short, curly perm this weekend... after my hatchet cut.

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    edited January 11
  • happimess01happimess01 Posts: 3,474Member Member Posts: 3,474Member Member
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂

    What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?

    In my personal experience... Yes 😏

    The only problem is I haven't quite figured out what to do after that 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

    Step 3 is swooping in and rescuing her I think. Atleast that's what that dude in Twilight did.
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 9,929Member Member Posts: 9,929Member Member
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂

    What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?

    In my personal experience... Yes 😏

    The only problem is I haven't quite figured out what to do after that 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

    Step 3 is swooping in and rescuing her I think. Atleast that's what that dude in Twilight did.

    No... Lol

    Unless you are able to walk away immediately without looking back because you're Batman...
  • mommabear4315mommabear4315 Posts: 3,115Member Member Posts: 3,115Member Member
    It’s ok to scratch your knees and call in sick in whatever order you want.
  • George_of_the_JungleGeorge_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,340Member Member Posts: 3,340Member Member
    You're an adult now, eat the whole damn cake
  • isalsayourface123isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,161Member Member Posts: 2,161Member Member
    You're an adult now, eat the whole damn cake

    Yes sir
  • happimess01happimess01 Posts: 3,474Member Member Posts: 3,474Member Member
    if you are delivering pizzas or letters, always ask them if they are wearing anything under the bathrobe
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Posts: 29,669Member Member Posts: 29,669Member Member
    Of course you best friend wont mind you hooking up with their X. In fact it would be an insult to even ask!
  • AriesFLAriesFL Posts: 811Member Member Posts: 811Member Member
    Send her penis pic after penis pic. She will appreciate your manliness and forwardness
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Posts: 6,853Member Member Posts: 6,853Member Member
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
  • LiftNRiotLiftNRiot Posts: 466Member Member Posts: 466Member Member
    Rub salt on wounds so that they heal faster
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 9,929Member Member Posts: 9,929Member Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    Hey... That's my best stuff 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Posts: 6,853Member Member Posts: 6,853Member Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    Hey... That's my best stuff 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Well, hey! Maybe it’s working then! I’m sure guys wouldn’t keep using it if they didn’t get positive responses sometimes. Go forth...
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