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  • AriesFLAriesFL Posts: 811Member Member Posts: 811Member Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    While also doing my advice above.

  • MelG7777MelG7777 Posts: 6,859Member Member Posts: 6,859Member Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    While also doing my advice above.

    Yaaaas! That’s what made me think of it. Goes together well.
  • AriesFLAriesFL Posts: 811Member Member Posts: 811Member Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    While also doing my advice above.

    Yaaaas! That’s what made me think of it. Goes together well.

    We would be great MFP match makers for users.

  • imfornd70imfornd70 Posts: 552Member Member Posts: 552Member Member
    do nothing but 1 rep max's and if it hurts do it again
  • George_of_the_JungleGeorge_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,340Member Member Posts: 3,340Member Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....
    edited January 16
  • debrakgooginsdebrakgoogins Posts: 1,935Member, Premium Member Posts: 1,935Member, Premium Member
    "Only eat plant based protein because any other protein is fat-based, and your liver doesn't like fat."
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Posts: 6,859Member Member Posts: 6,859Member Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    While also doing my advice above.

    Yaaaas! That’s what made me think of it. Goes together well.

    We would be great MFP match makers for users.

    I’d be down for that.
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Posts: 6,859Member Member Posts: 6,859Member Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....

    Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?
  • George_of_the_JungleGeorge_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,340Member Member Posts: 3,340Member Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....

    Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?

    Maybe..... 😏

  • J_NY_ZJ_NY_Z Posts: 1,358Member Member Posts: 1,358Member Member
    This won't hurt a bit, mentally or physically. Just go for it.....
  • George_of_the_JungleGeorge_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,340Member Member Posts: 3,340Member Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    While also doing my advice above.

    Yaaaas! That’s what made me think of it. Goes together well.

    We would be great MFP match makers for users.

    I’d be down for that.

    There's an old matchmaker thread somewhere that is actually quite funny
  • AriesFLAriesFL Posts: 811Member Member Posts: 811Member Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....

    Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?

    Maybe..... 😏

    Make sure to have the biggest object in the picture with your penis. Women love it.

  • George_of_the_JungleGeorge_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,340Member Member Posts: 3,340Member Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....

    Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?

    Maybe..... 😏

    Make sure to have the biggest object in the picture with your penis. Women love it.

    you mean like a thumb?
  • AriesFLAriesFL Posts: 811Member Member Posts: 811Member Member
    As long as your thumb is bigger. Women will find that cute.
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Posts: 6,859Member Member Posts: 6,859Member Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    As long as your thumb is bigger. Women will find that cute.

    #truth
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Posts: 6,859Member Member Posts: 6,859Member Member
    PS....are we getting banned for any of this? If so, it was all his👆idea.
  • AriesFLAriesFL Posts: 811Member Member Posts: 811Member Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PS....are we getting banned for any of this? If so, it was all his👆idea.
    Yes. As you can see. She pointed to herself. It was Mel’s idea.
  • George_of_the_JungleGeorge_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,340Member Member Posts: 3,340Member Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    As long as your thumb is bigger. Women will find that cute.
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    As long as your thumb is bigger. Women will find that cute.

    #truth

    bof y'all lyin on me
  • rosie5456rosie5456 Posts: 18Member Member Posts: 18Member Member
    I love this post.....brings a bit of good information to an otherwise dreary day
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Posts: 6,859Member Member Posts: 6,859Member Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PS....are we getting banned for any of this? If so, it was all his👆idea.
    Yes. As you can see. She pointed to herself. It was Mel’s idea.

    Clearly I said “him”. I don’t want to be an outright snitch and name names here (**cough**@AriesFL**cough*)
    AriesFL wrote: »
    As long as your thumb is bigger. Women will find that cute.
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    As long as your thumb is bigger. Women will find that cute.

    #truth

    bof y'all lyin on me

    Never....it was theoretical. Not about any person I’d ever associate with.
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