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  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    Yellow snow is a free lemon slushy
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    Road signs/signals are just a suggestion and not a rule.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if he's not responding to your texts, just go ahead and assume the absolute worst sis
  • Mileysoot
    Mileysoot Posts: 23 Member
    It’s true- she’s not hungry.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If she says she's fine... 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    If your in an argument with someone, tell them to "JUST RELAX"
    ...they'll appreciate you looking out for their state of mind
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    Don’t snoop through your tween’s phone, and certainly don’t apply any parental controls. They deserve privacy; you probably can’t handle what you’d find there anyway so better to stay ignorant. Also parental controls may make them seem less cool than the other kids and that is definitely more important to their future than safety.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    ALWAYS tell her what a perfect angel she is and how she can do no wrong
  • michaelroode
    michaelroode Posts: 173 Member
    drink 8 beers a night so you can have a good night sleep
  • nitalieben
    nitalieben Posts: 683 Member
    More beer in the morning cures the hangover. They won't notice at work, you handle it like a pro.
  • michaelroode
    michaelroode Posts: 173 Member
    After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    If you talking about getting a divorce, try having a kid first to make things better
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    michaelroode1980 wrote: »
    After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home

    Not before shotgunning three beers beforehand to celebrate a job well done
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  • LiftNRiot
    LiftNRiot Posts: 463 Member
    Buy1Get1Free wrote: »
    TheMrWobbly wrote: »
    If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂

    I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.

    Im going to keep this in the bad advice column. Look, if you get it one argument, call a lawyer. Its over.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    If you are unhappy with the circumstances of your life, wait it out and hope for the best. Things always improve without effort.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Make sure you let her know that she’s really pretty for a big girl and that looks don’t really matter to you anyway.
  • sammidelvecchio
    sammidelvecchio Posts: 791 Member
    Your gray leggings are cute, you should wear them to hot yoga.
  • sammidelvecchio
    sammidelvecchio Posts: 791 Member
    Men like funny women. Dutch oven him on your first sleepover.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    sammidelvecchio wrote: »
    Men like funny women. Dutch oven him on your first sleepover.

    This is how you weed out the unworthy
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    wait until she's finally moving on and juuuuust starting a new relationship. then text her "wow i see how it is and here i was thinking you'd have my baby one day" then block her number
  • LiftNRiot
    LiftNRiot Posts: 463 Member
    Always go for that PR bench without a spotter. You dont want someone to see you fail. Better safe than sorry.
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    Start every phone call with "My battery is almost dead" that way you can hang up on them anytime.

    You’re seriously giving great advice here. (Furiously scribbling notes.....)

    Was thinking the same when I read them.

    You don’t need to look both ways when crossing the road. It’s the drivers responsibility to be safe on the raid so they will always stop for you.

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