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• dallsop417 Member Posts: 1,031 Member Member Posts: 1,031 Member

  Yes mr James Camron, you should get Celine Dion to sing the theme song for Titanic. Everyone would love it over and over and over and over and over and over and o er and over again!!!

  January 17, 2020 9:14AM

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• dallsop417 Member Posts: 1,031 Member Member Posts: 1,031 Member

  Yellow snow is a free lemon slushy

  January 17, 2020 9:22AM

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• dallsop417 Member Posts: 1,031 Member Member Posts: 1,031 Member

  Road signs/signals are just a suggestion and not a rule.

  January 17, 2020 9:23AM

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• iMago Member Posts: 8,714 Member Member Posts: 8,714 Member

  if he's not responding to your texts, just go ahead and assume the absolute worst sis

  January 17, 2020 2:44PM

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• Mileysoot Member Posts: 23 Member Member Posts: 23 Member

  It’s true- she’s not hungry.

  January 17, 2020 2:53PM

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• Mr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 11,955 Member Member Posts: 11,955 Member

  If she says she's fine... 🤷🏽‍♂️

  January 17, 2020 3:22PM

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• Vikka_V Member Posts: 9,458 Member Member Posts: 9,458 Member

  If your in an argument with someone, tell them to "JUST RELAX"
  ...they'll appreciate you looking out for their state of mind

  January 17, 2020 3:33PM

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• Sunshine_And_Sand Member Posts: 1,320 Member Member Posts: 1,320 Member

  Don’t snoop through your tween’s phone, and certainly don’t apply any parental controls. They deserve privacy; you probably can’t handle what you’d find there anyway so better to stay ignorant. Also parental controls may make them seem less cool than the other kids and that is definitely more important to their future than safety.

  January 17, 2020 4:57PM

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• iMago Member Posts: 8,714 Member Member Posts: 8,714 Member

  ALWAYS tell her what a perfect angel she is and how she can do no wrong

  January 17, 2020 8:30PM

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• TheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,341 Member Member Posts: 2,341 Member

  If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂

  January 21, 2020 9:49AM

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• michaelroode1980 Member Posts: 163 Member Member Posts: 163 Member

  drink 8 beers a night so you can have a good night sleep

  January 21, 2020 10:02AM

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• nitalieben Member, Premium Posts: 662 Member Member, Premium Posts: 662 Member

  More beer in the morning cures the hangover. They won't notice at work, you handle it like a pro.

  January 21, 2020 10:30AM

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• michaelroode1980 Member Posts: 163 Member Member Posts: 163 Member

  After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home

  January 21, 2020 11:28AM

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• dallsop417 Member Posts: 1,031 Member Member Posts: 1,031 Member

  If you talking about getting a divorce, try having a kid first to make things better

  January 21, 2020 11:33AM

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• AriesFL Member Posts: 810 Member Member Posts: 810 Member

  michaelroode1980 wrote: »

  After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home

  
  Not before shotgunning three beers beforehand to celebrate a job well done
  

  January 21, 2020 11:48AM

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• MelG7777 Member Posts: 9,019 Member Member Posts: 9,019 Member

  dallsop417 wrote: »

  If you talking about getting a divorce, try having a kid first to make things better

  
  And if you already have kids. Put them in the middle of it. And ask them for advice about the divorce.

  January 21, 2020 2:41PM

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• iMago Member Posts: 8,714 Member Member Posts: 8,714 Member

  if you're starting to have relationship problems with your girl, just text your work wife and ask her for advice (its okay to vent!)

  January 21, 2020 3:05PM

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• _Miss_chievous_ Member Posts: 2,765 Member Member Posts: 2,765 Member

  When you take pictures with your boyfriend, always make sure he's on the side in case you need to remove him later.

  January 21, 2020 3:10PM

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• _Miss_chievous_ Member Posts: 2,765 Member Member Posts: 2,765 Member

  Always keep business cards of people you hate in case you back in to a car in a parking lot and want to leave your info.

  January 21, 2020 3:11PM

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• _Miss_chievous_ Member Posts: 2,765 Member Member Posts: 2,765 Member

  Start every phone call with "My battery is almost dead" that way you can hang up on them anytime.

  January 21, 2020 3:14PM

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