The Bad Advice Thread

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  • Mileysoot
    Mileysoot Posts: 23 Member
    It’s true- she’s not hungry.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If she says she's fine... 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    If your in an argument with someone, tell them to "JUST RELAX"
    ...they'll appreciate you looking out for their state of mind
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    Don’t snoop through your tween’s phone, and certainly don’t apply any parental controls. They deserve privacy; you probably can’t handle what you’d find there anyway so better to stay ignorant. Also parental controls may make them seem less cool than the other kids and that is definitely more important to their future than safety.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    ALWAYS tell her what a perfect angel she is and how she can do no wrong
  • michaelroode
    michaelroode Posts: 173 Member
    drink 8 beers a night so you can have a good night sleep
  • nitalieben
    nitalieben Posts: 680 Member
    More beer in the morning cures the hangover. They won't notice at work, you handle it like a pro.
  • michaelroode
    michaelroode Posts: 173 Member
    After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    If you talking about getting a divorce, try having a kid first to make things better
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home

    Not before shotgunning three beers beforehand to celebrate a job well done
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,002 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    If you talking about getting a divorce, try having a kid first to make things better

    And if you already have kids. Put them in the middle of it. And ask them for advice about the divorce.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,002 Member
    Always keep business cards of people you hate in case you back in to a car in a parking lot and want to leave your info.

    Omg...I’m not saying I would, but this is kinda awesome. 🤣
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,002 Member
    Start every phone call with "My battery is almost dead" that way you can hang up on them anytime.

    You’re seriously giving great advice here. (Furiously scribbling notes.....)