The Bad Advice Thread
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don't be afraid to tell her what a good "friend" you consider her. maybe throw in a "bestie" in your conversation every once in a while to remind her.7
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Always *kitten* with Vick's vapo rub or icy hot.4
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If you find yourself with someone who just won't go home on Saturday night, tell him/her that "it's OK if you want to spend the night, but we WILL be going to church Sunday morning."7
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If you're bald just get a tattoo of a rabbit on your head and when people ask you why..just tell them it looks like hare when the light hits it right.7
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Go ahead and just dump a bunch of hydrogen peroxide on that deep cut. Who needs soap and water? All that bubbling IS the peroxide “killing the infection” rather than just the peroxide reacting with the catalase. If the cut still gets infected, it’s probably not because you didn’t wash it properly and left dirt and debris in the cut but because you only poured on half a bottle of peroxide instead of the whole bottle.
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Keep drinking Apple Cider Vinegar for your 300+ cholesterol instead of the medication your doctor prescribed. Doctors are the devil and you don’t need to follow their advice.
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When you get to that first "intimate" moment with your new man, once he is naked make him feel more manly by saying "well that's much bigger than mine used to be"6
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why bother sending her a sincere "hey i was just thinking about you and i hope you have a great day today" text-
when you can just "good morning beautiful!
" her instead?
she needs to understand that you really think she's beautiful and the winky face really drives it home4 -
why bother sending her a sincere "hey i was just thinking about you and i hope you have a great day today" text-
when you can just "good morning beautiful! " her instead?
she needs to understand that you really think she's beautiful and the winky face really drives it home
Is this a bad text to receive!?
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isalsayourface123 wrote: »why bother sending her a sincere "hey i was just thinking about you and i hope you have a great day today" text-
when you can just "good morning beautiful! " her instead?
she needs to understand that you really think she's beautiful and the winky face really drives it home
Is this a bad text to receive!?
Not at all, you’ve been such a good friend to me, bestie.
Am I doing this right?1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »why bother sending her a sincere "hey i was just thinking about you and i hope you have a great day today" text-
when you can just "good morning beautiful! " her instead?
she needs to understand that you really think she's beautiful and the winky face really drives it home
Is this a bad text to receive!?
Not at all, you’ve been such a good friend to me, bestie.
Am I doing this right?
Aaawww. You forgot to tell me I'm beautiful
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isalsayourface123 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »why bother sending her a sincere "hey i was just thinking about you and i hope you have a great day today" text-
when you can just "good morning beautiful! " her instead?
she needs to understand that you really think she's beautiful and the winky face really drives it home
Is this a bad text to receive!?
Not at all, you’ve been such a good friend to me, bestie.
Am I doing this right?
Aaawww. You forgot to tell me I'm beautiful
Good morning, Beautiful! 😘1 -
for no reason whatsoever, surprise your girl by taking her out to a fancy dinner. let her buy whatever she wants on the menu. be extra affectionate
but then surprise her again, by commenting that you think its "really hot that the redhead over at the other table is eating that salad, like she probably works out a LOT too, man do you see that guy she's with though? like i'm way better looking than that guy don't you think babe"
it's super important to eat healthy and stay active- your S.O will love that you reminded her of this with such a teachable moment6 -
Always tell the biggest guy in the gym that he's still too small.
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Sit directly across from the adductor machine and stare at it for 30 minutes.
A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
IDEA Fitness member
Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition 1 -
for no reason whatsoever, surprise your girl by taking her out to a fancy dinner. let her buy whatever she wants on the menu. be extra affectionate
but then surprise her again, by commenting that you think its "really hot that the redhead over at the other table is eating that salad, like she probably works out a LOT too, man do you see that guy she's with though? like i'm way better looking than that guy don't you think babe"
it's super important to eat healthy and stay active- your S.O will love that you reminded her of this with such a teachable moment
I'm think timing is important here, you either say this after she's eaten her large, rich carby and fat laden dinner and is finishing a decadent dessert...so she can really think about her choices! Or before she orders...then you'll save money!6 -
for no reason whatsoever, surprise your girl by taking her out to a fancy dinner. let her buy whatever she wants on the menu. be extra affectionate
but then surprise her again, by commenting that you think its "really hot that the redhead over at the other table is eating that salad, like she probably works out a LOT too, man do you see that guy she's with though? like i'm way better looking than that guy don't you think babe"
it's super important to eat healthy and stay active- your S.O will love that you reminded her of this with such a teachable moment
I'm think timing is important here, you either say this after she's eaten her large, rich carby and fat laden dinner and is finishing a decadent dessert...so she can really think about her choices! Or before she orders...then you'll save money!
Definitely afterwards, she'll be so thankful she'll offer to pay2 -
If you’re upset at your SO and you want to prove a point, surprise them by not showing up to their next family function. The time alone with their parents and siblings will be much appreciated.4
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Icy-Hot is helpful with pulled groin muscles before a run.4
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »if something good happens to your SO and they are all happy, u need to get them down off their high horse by bringing up past arguments or sad memories. then once they are sad again do something sweet/affectionate to cheer them so they know *you* are the true key to their happiness
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baby sit your gf kids while she goes out with friends to the bars6
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if she's upset and crying, just tell her "don't cry you look fat when you cry".8
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You can figure out if a fence is boring or if it's electric by peeing on it2
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Reckoner68 wrote: »You can figure out if a fence is boring or if it's electric by peeing on it
Blammo makes a game to practice that.2 -
if she says "its fine, do whatever you want", then you really should4
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She smiled at you and called you "honey". You should definitely break up your family for that. She wants you for sure.4
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kindalikevelma wrote: »Girls love when you order for them.
"The lady will have...."3 -
mail order brides are totaly truest worthy. if after the first 5 emails. they start professing love for you. you should send all your money to them9
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