The Bad Advice Thread
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Motorsheen wrote: »She already knows that she's not nearly as hot as her sister; its okay to frequently remind her of this.
She'll just appreciate that you're thinking of her family.
Also, she'll be thrilled if you hit on her mum, her aunt and 2 sisters.. keep it all in the family.4 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »She already knows that she's not nearly as hot as her sister; its okay to frequently remind her of this.
She'll just appreciate that you're thinking of her family.
Also, she'll be thrilled if you hit on her mum, her aunt and 2 sisters.. keep it all in the family.
Right?
I mean, seriously...... if you don't ask, the answer is 'no' .1 -
Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »She already knows that she's not nearly as hot as her sister; its okay to frequently remind her of this.
She'll just appreciate that you're thinking of her family.
Also, she'll be thrilled if you hit on her mum, her aunt and 2 sisters.. keep it all in the family.
Right?
I mean, seriously...... if you don't ask, the answer is 'no' .
Exactly.. and poor old, old aunty Bessie will be especially appreciative 😁1 -
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If I make you breakfast in bed a simple thank you would be appreciated and not all of this how in the world did you get into my house business.7
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When you're at the checkout line and they ask you if you've found everything, just say Why? Are you hiding the good stuff from me?3
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Speaking of breakfast in bed. Famous advice of Micheal Scott:
So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day.
Try it!1 -
Don't give UP on your dreams, keep on sleeping.2
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If you find yourself comforting someone after a traumatic event try to leave them on an up with a comment like "Cool story Bro!"2
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Instead of saying “I love you” try “it’s been nice knowing you”....I love you is waaaay overused.3
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You should invite that stranger in that’s staring at you with binoculars from the tree outside your house.4
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don't be afraid to tell her what a good "friend" you consider her. maybe throw in a "bestie" in your conversation every once in a while to remind her.7
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laprimaJenny wrote: »You should invite that stranger in that’s staring at you with binoculars from the tree outside your house.
Done and done! This is great!0 -
It’s a good idea to time yourself while having sex. You need to log that *kitten*! He/she will be impressed each time you check your watch.1
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Always *kitten* with Vick's vapo rub or icy hot.4
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If you find yourself with someone who just won't go home on Saturday night, tell him/her that "it's OK if you want to spend the night, but we WILL be going to church Sunday morning."7
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If you're bald just get a tattoo of a rabbit on your head and when people ask you why..just tell them it looks like hare when the light hits it right.7
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Go ahead and just dump a bunch of hydrogen peroxide on that deep cut. Who needs soap and water? All that bubbling IS the peroxide “killing the infection” rather than just the peroxide reacting with the catalase. If the cut still gets infected, it’s probably not because you didn’t wash it properly and left dirt and debris in the cut but because you only poured on half a bottle of peroxide instead of the whole bottle.
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Keep drinking Apple Cider Vinegar for your 300+ cholesterol instead of the medication your doctor prescribed. Doctors are the devil and you don’t need to follow their advice.
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When you get to that first "intimate" moment with your new man, once he is naked make him feel more manly by saying "well that's much bigger than mine used to be"6
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why bother sending her a sincere "hey i was just thinking about you and i hope you have a great day today" text-
when you can just "good morning beautiful!
" her instead?
she needs to understand that you really think she's beautiful and the winky face really drives it home4 -
why bother sending her a sincere "hey i was just thinking about you and i hope you have a great day today" text-
when you can just "good morning beautiful! " her instead?
she needs to understand that you really think she's beautiful and the winky face really drives it home
Is this a bad text to receive!?
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isalsayourface123 wrote: »why bother sending her a sincere "hey i was just thinking about you and i hope you have a great day today" text-
when you can just "good morning beautiful! " her instead?
she needs to understand that you really think she's beautiful and the winky face really drives it home
Is this a bad text to receive!?
Not at all, you’ve been such a good friend to me, bestie.
Am I doing this right?1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »why bother sending her a sincere "hey i was just thinking about you and i hope you have a great day today" text-
when you can just "good morning beautiful! " her instead?
she needs to understand that you really think she's beautiful and the winky face really drives it home
Is this a bad text to receive!?
Not at all, you’ve been such a good friend to me, bestie.
Am I doing this right?
Aaawww. You forgot to tell me I'm beautiful
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isalsayourface123 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »why bother sending her a sincere "hey i was just thinking about you and i hope you have a great day today" text-
when you can just "good morning beautiful! " her instead?
she needs to understand that you really think she's beautiful and the winky face really drives it home
Is this a bad text to receive!?
Not at all, you’ve been such a good friend to me, bestie.
Am I doing this right?
Aaawww. You forgot to tell me I'm beautiful
Good morning, Beautiful! 😘1 -
Rack up as many “friends” on here or wherever as you possibly can! QUANTITY over QUALITY people. Get your priorities straight!4
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for no reason whatsoever, surprise your girl by taking her out to a fancy dinner. let her buy whatever she wants on the menu. be extra affectionate
but then surprise her again, by commenting that you think its "really hot that the redhead over at the other table is eating that salad, like she probably works out a LOT too, man do you see that guy she's with though? like i'm way better looking than that guy don't you think babe"
it's super important to eat healthy and stay active- your S.O will love that you reminded her of this with such a teachable moment6
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