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Tinydancer106 wrote: »Hitchhiking is a great way to travel.....especially if you're alone😉👍
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Put some lemon 🍋 juice on it, it’ll heal right up!2
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_Miss_chievous_ wrote: »If a woman is in a bad mood always make sure to ask her if it's because she's on her periods. She will love that._Miss_chievous_ wrote: »While eating a banana in the lunchroom at work, be sure to make eye contact with everyone in there. It will make everyone feel very comfortable.
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After you have been in a relationship for a while, to make sure they don't get too lazy, call out someone else's name when making love.3
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TheMrWobbly wrote: »After you have been in a relationship for a while, to make sure they don't get too lazy, call out someone else's name when making love.
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Only eat white foods. If it's all white, it's alright. The whiter the better.2
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Tell her to calm down. She will immediately realize she was overreacting6
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If you see someone crying. Ask them if it's because of their haircut. They will feel better.7
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_Miss_chievous_ wrote: »If you see someone crying. Ask them if it's because of their haircut. They will feel better.
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If you go to a movie, dare to be different. Laugh loud, cough a bunch, talk, heck if you’ve seen the movie tell what’s going to happen. People will appreciate your special ways.1
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If you go to a movie, dare to be different. Laugh loud, cough a bunch, talk, heck if you’ve seen the movie tell what’s going to happen. People will appreciate your special ways.
Every time swear word is uttered during a feature presentation, I sound off an air horn.
I had a field day during the last Quentin Tarantino movie.2 -
Quit. Being healthy is overrated. 😝2
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_Miss_chievous_ wrote: »If you see someone crying. Ask them if it's because of their haircut. They will feel better.
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Motorsheen wrote: »If you go to a movie, dare to be different. Laugh loud, cough a bunch, talk, heck if you’ve seen the movie tell what’s going to happen. People will appreciate your special ways.
Every time swear word is uttered during a feature presentation, I sound off an air horn.
I had a field day during the last Quentin Tarantino movie.
See! You already know what to do. YOLO!! Love it.1 -
It's getting cold out. If your windshield freezes over, throw boiling hot water on it to thaw the ice. Another tip: to increase traction in the snow, put some screws in your car tires.6
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Lie, cheat and steal...
You'll be in good company with people you can trust! 🤨2 -
The best way to impress a new person you’re dating is to get their name tattooed on you. Bonus if it’s on the neck.3
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If you ever feel lonely, watch a horror movie before going to bed. You won’t feel alone anymore.2
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