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She was always out drinking me. Couldn't keep up.
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Had problems... A LOT of them... And the things he kept in his closet...
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Disney princess dresses... All in his size
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Ex took him out from behind after he replaced lipstick with crazy glue... He should have seen it coming
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You're done??? I didn't even realize we started!
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She didn't appreciate the sentiment of her being the last person on my mind at night
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Heart gave out during sex.
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I've decided I'm going to become a man.
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I've been spending my weekends with my other husband and kids
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That's not out of the realm of possibilities... She was always waiting around like a lost puppy
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No sense of adventure
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Couldn't take a hint
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She let her husband call the shots. I wanted her all to myself. ;-)
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I'm here! Where are you???
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Play Charades... Fireflies would be good too
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Loved too many girls... Couldn't keep track or count.. Too much work
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You'D be proud of me... I walked 4.5 miles for a pina colada... I'll bring the booze this time, so we can make our own drinks, no walking needed ;-)
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A stock pile of cans of refried beans and summer sausages.
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No need for the dramatic fake trees and dirt... We can go to a REAL island with REAL coconuts :-)
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Imaginary friends? I Think so...
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The reason he left with his tail between his legs
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Had me at squats ;-)
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Helping scratch @csbnga and @twinoakbob ... They're loving it ;-)
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Even Numbers of everything... Him and @synchkat were meant to be
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Apocalypse... Wasn't ready For the zombies
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Would you remember if you didn't?
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Would you know?
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Drug sniffing dogs.... She lets them out when She needs to get a quick fix
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Ran through a glass door... Went smack, Just like a bird
