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Treadmill keeps turning, legs keep burning
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"My personal trainer told me__________, so it must be true"
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And seriously...how do you lose the money pit?
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Yeah! Oak Island is fascinating, but the TV show puts me to sleep
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I wonder what is at the bottom of the money pit on Oak Island? Someone went through a lot of trouble to preserve their Barbra Streisand collection
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"I need more friends!" and when you check their profile, they have 500+ friends
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It's weird how near death and near life experiences are a like. Imagine a sperm telling his buddies "And at the end of the tunnel...was a GIANT BALL, and I mysteriously felt drawn to it"
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"I'm back, trying MFP again!"
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My dogs are potato chip bag ninjas. I open a bag, and POP! POP! POP! All three appear! They look so sad when they realize it's Wheat Thins instead of Doritos.
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It's funny when a person at the end of a thread, quotes and replies to 11 pages of posts, like each one is to him or her personally, and s/he isn't the OP
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My thoughts happen sequentially in alphabetical order
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I wonder if super models dream of me when they sleep...
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What was in your stocking...?
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Amazing loss!
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I wonder if Christmas has always caused high anxiety
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Hi'ya! The colors remind me of yahoo chat
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1:51 AM ack!
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Cheerleaders are great when you're winning. But, they're like a small candle in an abyss when not.
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You're suffering from diet deprivation, when the hot girl working at cinnabon tells you she's not wearing panties, and you're more excited about getting your cinnabon roll.
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I would get into clean eating, but my pizza gets soggy when I wash it
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I feel sorry for my old beagle. I've lift her up my front porch steps so many times, she no longer tries to go up, she stands at the bottom, waiting to be carried.
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UV mapping reminds me of paint by numbers kits I did as a kid
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Since you're starting out, the most valuable asset you could have is a digital scale. Weigh your food in grams before you eat. Don't guess grams after you eat. Good luck
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I wished it would snow, so I can wear my cool snow boots
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Sometimes I feel chained to the internet
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Congrats on the loss!
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I swallowed my gum
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"Premium muscle building whey" Awesome! I don't have to go to the gym!
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I wonder how many MFP members track from the prison library...
