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A spoonfull of peanut butter. Midnight munchie.

Diet, exercise, sleep and water give your body everything it needs. That should also give you enough energy when needed. Don't work against your body, work with it. Being tired, maybe your body is trying to tell you something.

i would have logged in the lower number.

salads, chicken breast, boiled egg, almonds (a handful is about 100-200 calories and it fills you up), soup, oatmeal, tuna.

I don't know how healthy they are, but have you tried those 100 calories oatmeal packages from Quaker? They come in different flavors and they taste much better than anything I would make...and just in the microwave :)

I was serious, my mom actually made these as a child. I miss them, but remembering I need to work out for a week to shed THOSE calories makes them less tasty :)

french fries - ha ha!!! sad, but true. but the kind my mom makes, she makes them like steak fries, throws in an egg, puts in a sausage and adds some crumbled feta cheese...oh, wait, maybe that's why i'm on MFP :)))))))

I was the same...about not washing hands....I would wet my hands to get them cold and wipe....and my mom "why is the soap dry?"....geez, all that trouble of lying, might as well just do it right! I remembered another one, but this one is my dad's stupid thing, not mine :)))) We were in the mountains, I was about 5 and i…

I would stick to healthy eating and exercise, lower your calories to the goal set by MFP...and your appetite will decrease in time. Just be strong! Don't put stuff in your body that doesn't need to be there.

Lol, reading all these remind me of stupid things I did as an adult!!!!! I have plenty of those! Like my bf and I were in the car on I-95 and I was "cool"...with my hand out the window, resting with my fingers on the top of the car. Pretty comfy position. Until my bf rolled the window up without looking. Caught my fingers…

Oh, i remembered another one. I had a neighbor, 4 years older. I was about 2 or 3, she was 6-7. We go to her room to play, while the adults were enjoying the evening. We decide to play "hairdresser"...so she cut my hair, probably leaving some bald spots here and there, and hid it in the closet. I went to my mom with that…

I do Nike Training Club and it covers EVERYTHING. Cardio+ strength training for all muscle groups. Free in my living room, no machines. Great results!

Thank you for all your great answers. I wasn't too happy as a single child and I longed for a sibling. I would like to have a child of my own and adopt another one, if I would afford it.

Put half of your dinner in a to go box. Order from the kids' menu (if they have it).

Thank God it wasn't me. I don't have it either. Keep looking....or not :P I know a few people who may have it, but they're not on MFP, so it may not be yours :P

Yes, she is. Nike trainers developed a workout specifically for her, so she states when the workout begins. She said she uses this workout before an event, it's complete...and that I'll feel the burn tomorrow :))))))))))

I love it!!!! Look at my pictures. I NEVER had those muscles. And that is an older picture, I will take an updated one with my abs too. Not to mention cellulite on my legs is disappearing! NTC is what I did 99% of the time. It's great!!!!!

...didn't anybody notice he said "cute girl"? If she noticed, ask her out! Good luck!

use it instead of mayo on burgers, guacamole, in salads, sprinkle with lemon and salt, side dish for a meal, etc.

salad, chicken tacos, without the cream and cheese...

MFP can't help with that, unfortunately! :P

it is not going to be easy, but remember: ONE STEP AT A TIME. Small, realistic goals. Just do NOT give up!

Congratulations! how did you get it?

salad....with lemon juice instead of dressing. also, a handful of almonds would do the work. If I eat 1oz of almonds, I already feel full and it's only the most 200 calories. ..oh, boiled egg too :)

You are normal...guys she's been with before were superficial. have her read this message to understand she finally got a guy who likes her for who she is.

Yes, I was sarcastic. Great movie that is meant to be a sarcastic wake-up call for the future of human race.

I disagree, here's why: "Buy her chocolate" - Are you trying to make me fat? What is wrong with you? Don't you think I had enough? "Wash the dishes" - You left a spot! Now I have to wash them all over again? And who taught you how to stack dishes? And look at the mess you did!!! "Give her a massage" - You're hurting me!…

Your "non-witch" period is very short to enjoy. Witches come out 2 weeks before TOM and linger until almost tom is over...so that's about 3 weeks. Just be prepared and understand that IT IS NOT HER FAULT, nor her choice. The chemical imbalance makes all this happen. Try to agree to everything and ignore the mood swings and…

Watch the movie "Idiocracy" (hey, that's my ID :))) ). 150 years from now, they use Gatorade for everything, from water fountains to watering crops. Now THAT's hydration :)))))

Nope, it's called Nutella. :)