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That.

I apologize for not comparing it to the positives of the welfare/food stamp program- of which there are several. No one's forcing you to read what I write, so. And if I managed to misinterpret the tone of this response then I blame the two monitors and thousands of pages of technical coding between us. I also work outside…

I used to know someone that literally milked the system for all it was worth. HE made excellent money working as contract labor (and, yes, I can say for a fact, without a doubt, that he had plenty of work), but his girlfriend was on welfare/food stamps and lived in low income housing. Rather than finding an apartment…

Lol. I love the onion.

Totally hear you, homeboy. I loathe it.

You know, I had a guy with a past (stalking and harassment of a classmate resulting in temporary expulsion), a mental disability (something akin to Asperger's), and a seizure disorder, ask me out on a date in college after his probationary period began and he was allowed back on campus. We had a mutual friend and he and I…

:devil: Dirty!

May I just say that if I saw you on the street I would think you were fine as could be? I'd stare. Hard. But I might be a bit shy because you're super cut and I would be a little intimidated with my pink blender bottle and elliptical workouts? I wouldn't know the first thing to say, but that might be because I'm awkward.

My protein shake brings the buff men.

Perhaps an echo of your own?

**cue awkward silence and huge, cheesy grin** Hiiiiiiiii. Oh God I wish I was kidding. Lol.

Nothing like being picked on by someone that's trying to impress you. Lol.

You can have a drink without getting drunk- and if you can't then you have bigger problems. I got 100% on that 104 question Hunters Safety test when I was 12. I grew up in Montana, which speaks for its self. I'm not saying I throw back a 5th and go shoot *kitten*, but a beer and target practice can fix a lot of things in…

^That. I'm all for waiting until your feel comfortable before you go there, but any man worth dating has matured past the stage in which the excuse that his little head does the thinking for him is an acceptable out to him. If you ask a man in an unhealthy relationship with their partner when the first time they had sex…

Clearly you didn't grow up where I did.

Ima jeep?

Caffeinated- sunrise in the Tetons. NOT Caffeinated- that volcano in Yellowstone going off.

:drinker: Coffee is the only reason I look forward to getting up most mornings!

:smokin: :wink: Edited to add: and that, sir, is how to break the ice in one easy step. Ask a girl the best way to do it. If there's chemistry, it'll work.

ICON! :love: :heart: :love: :heart: :love: :heart:

:laugh: I'd have yelled at you, too, and then probably bought you coffee, as well. or Lunch. Or a beer.

Conversely a shotgun and a bottle of bourbon screams good time.

That depends, do we have chemistry? The worst way would probably be while holding a roll of duct tape and a pill bottle. Edited to add: just walk up, offer your hand and your name, and be a gentlemen. It's hot when men are gentlemen. I had more than one man win me over without even trying by just being himself and doing…

Show of hands: how many of you just went and checked the validity of that?

No. Have you ever carried a flag while on horseback?

Good thing it was water I was drinking and not something with sugar in it.

I don't have to flirt. I will seduce you with my American awkwardness.

Hey... I just cleaned my shower... :blushing:

Lucky for you I just cleaned MY shower! :wink: I really did clean my shower... but I like men... so. :ohwell:

^That! My Mother calls me oblivious.