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Breakfast is my favourite meal, and it's almost always toast. Two slices, both buttered. One with Vegemite, one with a little cinnamon sugar and a cup of coffee for dunking. I freakin love toast.

I've been on a kimchi kick lately. I have a container full at work, and I'll often look forward to snacking on some mid afternoon. If someone told me six months ago how excited I would be for my bowl of fermented cabbage, I'd think they were crazy.

Your seven year old daughter is my evil henchman?

You ignored my previous reply. There were documents shared earlier in this thread. http://imgur.com/WpVk50u Again because you couldn't find them.

It's very normal to become attached to your toxins, but chemicals are unnatural and you need to let go of them!

Discombobulation

Love tastes like gravy

I actually linked some informative diagrams earlier in this thread

Similar yes. I can taste feelings

It's not about belief, it's about indisputable evidence. Gassing has elevated my health a bodily function to levels almost beyond human

Yes, they count as water. In fact a bag of potato chips could give you all of your daily recommended water if it weren't for the toxins

Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the…

"Certification" and "education" and "road signs" are just ways for the government to control the information available to you and encourage people to follow the "eat a healthy, well balanced diet" regime. Please do not give them a moment of your time

My only attempt at hotdog gassing resulted in a very small strip mall being set aflame, so studies have been inconclusive so far. I will get back to you when I have attained more information

Negative calories are a myth. However bacon contains "warrior calories" they are calories that are bigger and stronger than other calories, so they have a negative calorie effect by defeating several calories each in battle

Pork does not need to be juiced because pigs are very fat and so they have already used up all the fat cells in the meat. You can eat bacon as is because it's ability to hold fat has been depleted so it's just protein and fibre

I did take biology. I took all of the biology

You're very welcome, I think it's important for you guys to be kept up to date on the leaps and bounds scientific geniuses like me are making every day.

I'd love to help with that, but the police are keeping a super close eye on me right now because of a small misunderstanding about free hotdog samples, so I'm trying not to share too much

Look, sometimes your partner messes up and screws up something stupid like napkins. You need to ask yourself where your feelings are coming from, how he might be feeling, and most importantly, what tool you will use to ultimately disembowel him

Hey, I'm sorry but we don't actually encourage that sort of science around here. That sounds far to similar to the science the Nazis used. You aren't a Nazi, are you?

You should actually drink it while you lift, it keeps your body guessing so you won't plateau

Guys, don't gas your alcohol. Alcohol is a depressant, which means it slows things down. This is why you should save alcohol for mixing with your protein powder. The depressant qualities of the alcohol slow the protein molecules down so more of them can get sucked into your bloodstream

So far, I have had great success with Avocados Tomato Steak Steakacado Tomatasteaks Stomeakacado

I have tried this with chair meat, and it was unsuccessful and my neighbours complained

Here are some diagrams from my dossier. Please be aware that they are copyrighted http://imgur.com/WpVk50u

It is very complex science I do no think you would comprehend it

That it is! It may sound too good to be true but I am living proof. If that is not enough for you I also have many diagrams.

And so you should be. Gassing also causes the power molecules to enter your naso-cranial areas more easily and unlock many different capabilities in your brain

I'll have you know that I have taken many classes and am aware of the concept of chemistry, it is the founding principal behind gassing. You probably just don't understand the science