Chaotic_Weevil Member

"Run, run or the Mole People will catch you. You should not have angered the Mole People"

Popcorn does not work well for gassing, I can keep trying though and get back to you

I bought a guy a beer once because I bet him a drink he couldn't do a backflip. Then he did a backflip. It was a good day

Crazy glue. Mostly I just hang around your house, getting your kids high when you aren't paying attention

Yes. Women love non consensual sexual contact. That's a very well documented fact and she definitely won't try to push you off a balcony for being a creepy mcreeperson

Mila kunis is way off. I have the body of Wesley Snipes.

It's ok, if she loses weight it will look like a happy meal.

Wait, who told you about the bodies?

Leggings as a shirt is what we are doing now

I like your door. That's a nice door.

Daikon, broccoli, steak

Anna from frozen

Are you foreign? You have a weird face. It's nice. But weird

I'm a fruititarian. Steak is a fruit.

Rip them off. And then id look at him and be like "You've done really poorly at your job as an attacker. I guess it's time you were SACKED" And then I would throw his balls at him. Whenever you do something violent you have to use a pun. It's a rule.

I go through periods where I prefer to snack every few hours rather than eat three normal meals. It's fine. The frequency or time at which you eat has no effect on your weight. Just count the calories

In Bruges. Who was your favourite Batman?

You mean I can't actually have T-Rex muscles?

Thanks. I like Esmerelda. I also owned a pet goat just like her. Except by 'owned' I mean stole from my elderly neighbour. And by 'goat' I mean pot plant. I eventually gave it back after I got into an argument with it about Bolshevism. Also you're very pretty too

mutant? Don't know her. She sounds really interesting though and probably really good at water polo and like she definitely doesn't get her head stuck inside household objects.

Sometimes I try to have staring contests with my cat, but he starts to give me this really condescending look, it kind of says "Look at you Weevil. You're trying to have a staring contest with your pet. Think about your life Weevil. Think about your choices" Normally I retaliate by writing the word "@sshole" on him with…

Lena headey

I have all of you blocked. I just wander around these forums talking to myself and the spam bots

Aggregate. Malarkey. Meatball.

The terrifying hooded figure standing behind you. ...I mean don't worry it's gone

Dream whip. Imma shotgun a whole can of that.

One time I managed to bounce a grape into my mouth. I felt very successful. My thighs are still fat though

I like to mix beer with a little beer and add some beer

Fair enough

...why wouldn't you just add up all the calories in the individual components of the juice?