mraudit2000 Member

Loves tango dancing with people from Russia.

Going into a restaurant and the hostess asking if you want a booth. Previous size I wouldn't fit so they always gave me a table. Plus I feel I am getting more looks from the ladies!!

His goal of visiting every Japanese kitty kat café was just to much to handle.

If she buys the drinks!

UGHHHH I give a 3.

my prediction is that the SEC will once again be overrated and they will not win a BCS playoff game again this year.

I have a lot to lose so it came off faster than somebody with a lot less to lose. I lost 40 lbs in 3 months. I have 81 more to go. Well, I guess its 78 after todays weigh-in.

Prison is near

Hell yes. I have a fever and the only cure is more cow bell!!!

Holding hands in a park with Vixen!!

Omaha Ne. GO MAVS!!!!

Elephant proctologist

too young

Jessica Rabbit!

I am 47 years young. I am 6' 0" tall. I have always had a large frame. My starting weight was 346, and my goal weight is 225; what I was when I was a Senior in High School.

Mr. Babytoss, the great and powerful baby juggler.

Electric outlet tester! ZZZZZ, yup its working!

Meow

Who was in Random Hearts with Harrison Ford

heart couldn't take it.

how do you date online? Do you just Skype or something? I prefer to take the person out and talk in person.

Did you know that popsicle sticks are not edible?

beautiful flower

Yes, in Miami. HYE broke wind on a plane and blamed it on the old lady next to you?

Sometimes I wonder what the world would be like if monkeys and pigs could really fly.

Just kidding. Im sure she is a great girl, just to young. Im sure Im to old for her too!!

is there drinking on this island?

a ham sandwich on rye. What is your favorite movie that you hate to tell people you love? and roadhouse cannot be the answer.

Here is an idea, take $300 bucks, hop on a bus to San Diego, then take the trolley to the border. Once there, cross into Tijuana, go to a strip club, tell the best looking girl there you want a gf for 3 days and you got $300. Problem solved!!!!

Why can I not find these ladies who only date chubs?