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**Disclaimer: dirty joke to follow. Those who are easily offended should read no further.*** There was this cowboy who tended to get around a lot. Te finally decided to settle down and wanted a nice virgin girl. So he found one and they married. On their way to a cabin in the woods for their honeymoon, they passed a couple…

I probably shouldn't think like this but you will be so drowsy and happy when you first wake up that nothing will matter. I've had 3 major surgeries before and the anesthesia is pretty wonderful. You won't even remember the needle prick, if they even do it that way. When I had my wisdom teeth out they had me breathe deep…

Hoorayyyyyy! size tags shouldn't matter, but let's face it, fitting into itty bitty clothing feels better when we can say we wore S/XS :)

I don't have a long commute, I'm just lazy. But I get Great Value frozen stir frys. They take like 12 minutes max to make, are under 200 calories per bag and I can put spices like basil, oregano, etc on them to mix up the flavaaahhh :)

I spontaneously bought a treadmill and started run/walk intervals until I could run for about a half hour straight... and I just never stopped. The treadmill was brand new and $215 dollars, originally $1,300. I couldn't pass it up! And I'm glad I didn't because I am in the best shape of my life!!

Awesome!! I got winked at by a creepy old guy who's always at my gym... so your story is way better! Congratulations!!

Netflix instant watch has workout dvd's. There's walking and running, local pools and parks with basketball and tennis courts (depending where you live). pushups and situps are freeeeee as well! there are "no-equipment" workouts up the wazoo online. Personally, if you aren't 100% sure about a gym membership don't do it.…

try doing longer runs. I've never been a runner but now i'm actually quite fast and in shape. The rule i went by was focus on mileage, the speed will follow. try doing some longer runs to condition your body, and you will gradually get faster. At the beginning of this year, I was so excited to get around a 10 minute mile…

A ginger's mustache hair in my fruit and yogurt parfait from McDonalds... also halfway through eating it before it was unearthed.... Vomit.

agreeing with most people: others who sit on the machines or text/talk/waste my friggin time annnnd showering so much. it's not good for my hair and I just like being dry, but with 2 workouts a day i have to shower the nasty sweat off or I stink and feel gross.

hehe, single pringle.... rhyyyminnggg!!!! Personally, I'm addicted to Dunkin Donuts anything and McDonald's Angus Deluxe & French Frieessss

A McDonald's hamburger is only 250 calories. A cheesburger is 300, a honey mustard snack wrap (grilled) is 250, and small french fries are 230. Indulge in the little things and get your grease fix this way :p **Info from the McDonald's website**

Archery takes the cake... Nothing like working those arms and being deadly at the same time. I would so win the Hunger Games :p

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Three stars and some initials on my inner lower lip

Bumping this... Hope no one minds. Some of these seem so time consuming and (for me) frustrating. How does anyone get their bun to stay? my buns fall out if I'm just walking around through my daily activities. Forget about running! And I'm really not very talented at braiding either... Perhaps by bumping this there will be…

Thanks guys! I should invest in a scale... too bad my counter space is one square foot... now my pressing question will be how can I rearrange cabinets to store a scale....

I know it doesn't matter. It's just one of those questions that keeps popping up in my head and won't go away... It's starting to drive me crazy! What would you count as a piece?

I work at the college and therefore use the college gym because its freeeeee and I'm broke. However, in the summer they aren't open on weekends, except for the pool which is open for about 2 hours, alternating saturdays and sundays at like noon. It's ridiculuous. And during weekdays it's only open from 8:30am to 4:30pm,…

not only do you look amazing, but your arms are jacked! I bet you feel so much better :) Congratulations on all of your hard work and your much deserved progress!

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I do two workouts a day, sometimes three :) usually do a walk or strength training for 20 mins on my lunch break, sometimes yoga/pilates or a run in the morning (about 30 minutes) and then yoga/pilates after work, depending which one i did in the morning. As long as your body is doing okay, then it's fine. But if you get…

I googlemap my run prior to doing it... no fancy stuff for me :) although I prolly should download a running app, I'm just too lazy

shhhh, dont tell my boss!!

From experience and magazines and whatnot guys just lose weight easier. Because of the whole baby-making aspect (and other factors) females tend to hold onto fat more than guys... Unfortunately, biology is cruel this way.

I do chicken fajitas, chicken burritos, chicken salads, chicken on spinach, chicken on rice, chicken sandwich, etc... :) hope this helps!

I've seen others promote the Moving Comfort brand and I have to agree! I am a D/DD as well (depends on the style) and I love the Fiona for less intense things such as yoga/pilates and the Maia is my absolute all time favorite for running and jump roping and other high intensity things :)

I use it 2-4 times before being done. My fiance is a one use goose and it buggssss meeeee. Because he isn't the one that does the laundry!!!

YUMMMMM :) haha I must admit although I love people watching, I've never really spied on others shopping carts! I'm sure I will start now!

Personally, yoga helps me relax, or running. I don't know if you already work out or not, but if you don't then maybe if you try doing something physical you will relieve stress, make you temporarily forget about your test, and spark your appetite? I wouldn't worry about being a little under your calories, but if you're…