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I think unisex showers are a cracking idea. Give your right arm a little workout after you've fiinished your proper workout burn a few extra calories off. If there are a few bikes all the better. Gets my vote.

Hi fatty, On a serious note sex is the quickest and most fun way to burn calories and lose weight. Find yourself 25-30 well hung fellas and get a good pounding off them. When they've all finished you should have lost around 10-12 lbs of fluid. Keep this up every day for around 2 months and you should be, judging by your…

The sauna suit idea does actually work, just make sure that the material used is correct. My previous partner 'God rest her soul' used a sauna suit that she purchased from poundland and during a 3hr sybian session she lost so much fluid it shorted out.

Hi fatty. I always find a quick wank takes my mind off food. Making sure you wear a crotchless sauna suit also makes it easier to lose weight too. On a good wankathon I've lost up to 9lbs, maybe because I've got huge nads but some of it was sweat. Win/win situation. Hope this helps.