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Heck...What do you think Shaun T is doing when he stops and goes and talk to the other guys? He is catching his breath. I did not stop it, but I did go as much as possible and took breaks as needed. I was motivated by hearing the Dig Deeper and that kept me going, but do not, I repeat, DO NOT feel that you will be able to…

This is a Stupid thread...When I was 16, 30 was old. When I was 25, 45 was old. When I turned 40, 60 became the new old. Now that I am 25 again, I am looking for a 35 year old...I think! What day of the week is this? What is my name? Who shot JR? Are you my mommy?

I have one requirement...You were born and STILL IS a female. I was a loadmaster in the Air Force so I have always lived by this motto. Travel to foreign lands, meet different women, and F**k em all!!!

My favorite airline is the one that gets me there safely...using this logic, I am glad I have not flown my least favorite yet.

My wife said I had 15 minutes of fame last night after the kids went to bed...but in the past I used to have at least 17 minutes of fame with her...FML.

What is this Color Run you speak of? I want in.

I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I prefer gym with strippers...Stay thirsty my friends.!

It's not like your broke *kitten* has 500,000 invested in it anyway...lmao. Just snarky today.

LOL..I am a native Floridian and though I have live in a lot of cold states, I have been back home for the past 12 years and my blood has become thin again, so anything lower than 50 is considered bone chilling...lol.

I take it you don't live in Florida where it was 68 this morning...But on days it is too cold to run(50F), I go to the gym.

The first time I had sex with my girlfriend, now wife we both farted, then I think she went to poop...That was 12 years ago. Now whenever she farts, I think she is in the mood to get frisky...lmao!!!

These are two famous quotes by Shakespeare...or somebody with a sense of humor. It is better to let it go and be shamed, than to hold it in and bust a vein. and Wherever you may be, let you air flow free.

Snickers and white Kit Kat Bars...Heaven!!!

Soooo....should I feel bad that I have 13 Televisions in my house. I don't usually watch them all, but I am a tech junkie and love electronics. And since both kids at home are straight A students, and the older 3 have graduated or will graduate college next year, I don't think it have impacted their lives negatively. Side…

In Florida...

I so hate posting on the forum, but there is no way I won't congradulate you on this accomplishment. FREAKING AWESOME!!! And I am sending you a FR cause I want to be associated with such awesomeness....

Falling off the wagon is OK...Staying off is unacceptable.

If you need to log in some housework as exercise, my address is 5987 Oak St, My Town, Fl 35978. Any day is good except for Sunday. Guaranteed to burn 3598 calories a day.

She did not like the first one I picked out...something about her being worth more than a Cracker Jack prize. So we went to Jared together and umpteen gazillion pennies later, she is a happy girl.

I am stealing this quote...Best answer to the OP question even without reading any further.

I have been doing Zumba for 10 weeks and have not burned more than 20 calories per class...but they keep telling me it is because only my eyes are exercising watching my HAWT Latina instructor's *kitten* move around. Most other people in the class wear an HRM so they can see how much they actually burn...or close to it.

^^^Agreed...I have ran 15 miles in 3 hours(12 minute/mile pace) and did not drink an ounce of water during MY run...and am here to talk about it. Hydrated beforehand and after. Now I don't recommend this for everyone as you have to know your own limits...and definitely do not recommend this if temperature is above 85. I…

Obviously if you are planning to run 10+miles, you have done it before. I would suggest you go back to what you did in the past and try that. If that does not work, then I would look into hiring some out of work people to stand at the 2,4, 6, 8, and 10 mile marks with a cup or two of water for you. If you are low on funds,…

Are you talking about the same republican party that tells us what we do in the privacy of our own bedroom is their business, or who whe can and cannot marry...Yeah, keep voting for them until they tell you that you are not allowed to watch internet porn anymore...Oh, they already think that is wrong!!!

More proof that the scale was invented by some greedy CEO...or the devil himself. Awesome work.

Why are YOU looking for the right Christian guy? Doesn't that Book you read say something like..."He who findeth a wife findeth a good thing". I am not a religious expert, but I think that means you need to get your shyt in order until he comes along, or he is sent to you by Him... or am I way off base whice I am most of…

2.8 million for a roll in the sack with this one here...lol.

Sounds like Polk County...

LMAO....

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