iAMaPhoenix Member

As a trained medical professional, I would say avoid it, but it seems you have found every reason to get one as noted by you rebuking all logical answers against them. After you use yours for 4-6 weeks, do not wear for a week then come back and let us know how it is working for you.

Only on days that ends in Y...

It does...but only if you spend at least 14 hours a day posting on the forums.

All men are attracted to women...Period. Skinny, fat, one leg, three arms, eye in middle of head. boobs on her neck, bald headed, facial hair(maybe that is a little too far), but you get the point. While we may have our preference, we are attracted to anyone. That is all!

I got lost at Blow!!!

Try the same thing you did before going to college. If you were anything like me, I was broke so I could not afford to eat and actually lost weight. I also did not have a car, so had to walk everywhere. But if you are fortunate to get food...get healthy ones to snack on during late night cram sessions...

I never eat before I have a run...hate stopping to use the toilet by the side of the road and the leaves hurt my butt when I wipe.

I use them rarely now, but when I first started workouts 3 years ago, I used them exclusively. Possibly because I think Brittney is hot, but I needed all the motivation I could muster. Now, I don't so much, but my wife still does. Bottom line is that the DVDs themselves will not give you results if you sit your *kitten* on…

My wife has been a SAHM for the past 12 years. It works for us and our children. We have been blessed to not need the other income. Believe me when I tell you that the kids will be better for it if you are able to do it.

Since I have decided to eat healthier, I only drink on days that ends in "day"

Surprised no one has said the obvious, but probably because he considers you a HO!!!

If this was my kid she would have called you a bi$*h. Just be glad there was no cocaine in the lunchbox and do your volunteer thingy!!!

I'm appalled that you give your kid such healthy food. That is what is wrong with our economy today. We are teaching our kids not to frequent the most American of things such as Mickey Ds, Burger King, Wendys, and of course Dairy Queen. How are they going to learn without eating deep fried butter? You lady, should be…

I dont usually eat cCs, but when I do, I make sure she takes a bath first.

I once called 119 in th UK while visiting there...cause I'm a badass!!!

End of conversation...lmao!!!

I thought I was the only psycho in here. I do the same thing, but the military training I had prepared me to operate fully on 3-4 hours of sleep a night..then be ready to put in a 10-12 hour day.

I eat my wife's cake...and that's all i have to say about that...hehehe

Unlike you, I feel awesome when I eat. Wait, are we talking about food or something else? Nevermind, carry on.

The entire album Uprising by Bob Marley with Pimpers Paradise being played at least 3 times.

No...I have invented a device that converts blood to pure drinking water so I start an IV and recycle it throughout my system. Patent pending, but I am looking for Beta Testers.

As a medical professional, I have found that the Morning After Pill cures these type of slip ups. The FDA has now approved this for over the counter use. If that does not help, I ain't that baby's pappy!!!

It all depends on the day of the week for me...If it ends in Y, I may or may not go nude in public.

Cut the arm off 3 inches above the desird spot you want to eliminate...Do I have to tell you everything?

I only lie on days that end in Y.

Whose original idea is this?

Aim for the butt crack, and move up 4 inches and then 3 inches to the left and right. Using shotgun shells will be more effective at guaranteeing a hit.

That is why I stick to Parrot Bay Coconut Rum...

NO chemicals...Sorry bruh, but salt has a way of sneaking into your mouth whether you want it to or not. Especially for us Floridians who are surrounded by the ocean.

So those calories were yours...I will send them back when I am done with them!!!